i defimntely did it i'vejust been playhing guitar hero i meanwho knows for like a wjhile nowi mean whatever.
tomorrow i willreconvene and figureout this shit.
fratty,
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Monday, April 25, 2011
ok maybe i hab done some shit
i was sitting there wiating for epoelp to be doine wh=ith blgoging i have to fiish to sprocle sarah is going waway then she will sprocle. agela wil spprocle also i can't spell for shit what the fuck wht the fuck is toing on. seriosly you fuckin g dif waffles. damn.
ok. hee it is, sporcle.
uo yououoyosdyg
proesent
Beers: 24
Pees: 12
Mood: sarah and angela sprolce i mean y es
Music: IT WAS A GOOID DAY- ICE CUBE
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
Beer 22: Winning at J with nick and some shit I don't even know and watching sarah and everyone play some call of duty i mean fratty (8:32)
bEER 23: Drinking with Angela Howard and talking about Ice Cube today was a good day and also Ming and also literally I am a giant joke and I think they know but that's ok because eerything is fucking rad today was a good day. (9:00)
Beer 24 jesus christ watching sp[rcle say anything whatever (9:30) whatever
yes
ok. hee it is, sporcle.
uo yououoyosdyg
proesent
Beers: 24
Pees: 12
Mood: sarah and angela sprolce i mean y es
Music: IT WAS A GOOID DAY- ICE CUBE
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
Beer 22: Winning at J with nick and some shit I don't even know and watching sarah and everyone play some call of duty i mean fratty (8:32)
bEER 23: Drinking with Angela Howard and talking about Ice Cube today was a good day and also Ming and also literally I am a giant joke and I think they know but that's ok because eerything is fucking rad today was a good day. (9:00)
Beer 24 jesus christ watching sp[rcle say anything whatever (9:30) whatever
yes
stream of consciousness this shit do
but i am stream of consciouness this shit do. yo anglea what is ahpenning i ma tayping the shit out of this. Y t pain he saw the picutre of t ewart he is slepping what a ginat fucker. he is salssep. dick. waffle.
dickwaffe
hey wil you are so rad. wil you know how rad you are. liz kunze she' spretty fucking rad i mean god damn. angela you are rad yes.
i am thinking about all the things it is rudikcknig fucking live blog stream of consiocnes ness that shit K WEEKS TRAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNf cuk wit me. she isn't even here what the fuck is that
yo angela guess what i am thinknig about
ben yao guesses sex
he is not quite correct y0o udick waffle
angela guess what i am thining about
toureetews i might have tourettes dude were like dude yoy umigfht have tioouretst i am typhign this shit i liuterallly don't even kmnow
angela guess what i am thinking of. i am thnking of some thi.t
greg jennings or leoshi
no niehter of them fuck wit me
wil kain
antoine dodson
none of them none
the capital of mauritisu is port fucking luis you dick wwaffles
yes
yes
yess'
ctaully anglela. i take it ack,. i don't kinwant eiple to guess what i am thinknign about, becaus i am thinknig about eabbits rabbits are fucking rad as shit rabbitws rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbi trabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit fuck thiss shit rabbit rabbit rabbit i love ebabbits i love some rabiggbts RABBITS
i can'[tt rtype this shit about rabbits anyomre god damn.
FUCK YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSS
rabbits this shit wk is the second or third sexiest person o princetn['s campus
he knows he knows rabbi8t rebb i erabbirt rabitt rabbitt rabbbbbbbbbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit
hw athw tahsta yes yes
F8UCK THIS SHIT
RABBIT
I AM DONE FOR THE NEXT TWO MINTUES YOU DICK WAFFLE
Beers: 23
Pees: 12
Mood: i'm typing the shit out of a man
Music: IT WAS A GOOID DAY- ICE CUBE
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
Beer 22: Winning at J with nick and some shit I don't even know and watching sarah and everyone play some call of duty i mean fratty (8:32)
bEER 23: Drinking with Angela Howard and talking about Ice Cube today was a good day and also Ming and also literally I am a giant joke and I think they know but that's ok because eerything is fucking rad today was a good day. (9:00)
Beer 24 i am opening i will say it later
dickwaffe
hey wil you are so rad. wil you know how rad you are. liz kunze she' spretty fucking rad i mean god damn. angela you are rad yes.
i am thinking about all the things it is rudikcknig fucking live blog stream of consiocnes ness that shit K WEEKS TRAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNf cuk wit me. she isn't even here what the fuck is that
yo angela guess what i am thinknig about
ben yao guesses sex
he is not quite correct y0o udick waffle
angela guess what i am thining about
toureetews i might have tourettes dude were like dude yoy umigfht have tioouretst i am typhign this shit i liuterallly don't even kmnow
angela guess what i am thinking of. i am thnking of some thi.t
greg jennings or leoshi
no niehter of them fuck wit me
wil kain
antoine dodson
none of them none
the capital of mauritisu is port fucking luis you dick wwaffles
yes
yes
yess'
ctaully anglela. i take it ack,. i don't kinwant eiple to guess what i am thinknign about, becaus i am thinknig about eabbits rabbits are fucking rad as shit rabbitws rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbi trabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit fuck thiss shit rabbit rabbit rabbit i love ebabbits i love some rabiggbts RABBITS
i can'[tt rtype this shit about rabbits anyomre god damn.
FUCK YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSS
rabbits this shit wk is the second or third sexiest person o princetn['s campus
he knows he knows rabbi8t rebb i erabbirt rabitt rabbitt rabbbbbbbbbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit
hw athw tahsta yes yes
F8UCK THIS SHIT
RABBIT
I AM DONE FOR THE NEXT TWO MINTUES YOU DICK WAFFLE
Beers: 23
Pees: 12
Mood: i'm typing the shit out of a man
Music: IT WAS A GOOID DAY- ICE CUBE
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
Beer 22: Winning at J with nick and some shit I don't even know and watching sarah and everyone play some call of duty i mean fratty (8:32)
bEER 23: Drinking with Angela Howard and talking about Ice Cube today was a good day and also Ming and also literally I am a giant joke and I think they know but that's ok because eerything is fucking rad today was a good day. (9:00)
Beer 24 i am opening i will say it later
angela me and you are talking about some shit
ok let 's talk about shit
angela what are we saying you go first. hmm she says i am transcribing the shit out of what angela says because she is rad as hell and i respect the fuck out of her. question. would you rather have to do newman's day for the rest of your life or be percieved as a locomotive...i would rather be the locomotive. balls.
LOk. Angela Howard. Would you rather climb Mount Kilimanjaro, or go on a romantic week long cruise with brian bruce. she's climbing the mountain. BUT SHE PUT S THE TEAM ON HER BCACK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fratttttttttty
but
iu am vulnerable as shit.
that is what i said dick waffle.
\
balls.
angela says if i had to give up one of the follwoing games what would it be...sett;ers pr s[pr;ce/ o cm
t evem tu[e tjos jsot/
Ba;;s.
I would give up settlers because sporcle is so fucking adaptranle i would know this shit and i could not give it up ok i love settlers but sporcle is so adaptable balls my phone
ok i'm calling ryab ngodamn it.
yes he bettera nsywer
ih anglea don't know what i am thinikg you know what i am thinking balls panda balls never ever ever ever
yes!
Beers: 23
Pees: 12
Mood: i'm typing the shit out of a man
Music: IT WAS A GOOID DAY- ICE CUBE
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
Beer 22: Winning at J with nick and some shit I don't even know and watching sarah and everyone play some call of duty i mean fratty (8:32)
bEER 23: Drinking with Angela Howard and talking about Ice Cube today was a good day and also Ming and also literally I am a giant joke and I think they know but that's ok because eerything is fucking rad today was a good day. (9:00)
sorry i have been a bother yall
angela what are we saying you go first. hmm she says i am transcribing the shit out of what angela says because she is rad as hell and i respect the fuck out of her. question. would you rather have to do newman's day for the rest of your life or be percieved as a locomotive...i would rather be the locomotive. balls.
LOk. Angela Howard. Would you rather climb Mount Kilimanjaro, or go on a romantic week long cruise with brian bruce. she's climbing the mountain. BUT SHE PUT S THE TEAM ON HER BCACK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fratttttttttty
but
iu am vulnerable as shit.
that is what i said dick waffle.
\
balls.
angela says if i had to give up one of the follwoing games what would it be...sett;ers pr s[pr;ce/ o cm
t evem tu[e tjos jsot/
Ba;;s.
I would give up settlers because sporcle is so fucking adaptranle i would know this shit and i could not give it up ok i love settlers but sporcle is so adaptable balls my phone
ok i'm calling ryab ngodamn it.
yes he bettera nsywer
ih anglea don't know what i am thinikg you know what i am thinking balls panda balls never ever ever ever
yes!
Beers: 23
Pees: 12
Mood: i'm typing the shit out of a man
Music: IT WAS A GOOID DAY- ICE CUBE
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
Beer 22: Winning at J with nick and some shit I don't even know and watching sarah and everyone play some call of duty i mean fratty (8:32)
bEER 23: Drinking with Angela Howard and talking about Ice Cube today was a good day and also Ming and also literally I am a giant joke and I think they know but that's ok because eerything is fucking rad today was a good day. (9:00)
sorry i have been a bother yall
i am making some weird sounds
god damn iu am making some weird sounds the people in the cluster they don't knlw they dont' know about the streange sounds i can make. shit. angela howard. fuck that. she is so rad. i dig her fucnky as. the most. the most The she is the raddiest MING MING MING MING MING MING MING MING MING MING I AM TYPING THE NAME MING god you guys do not want me to think abou t you that mcuh. Sorry. I am doing that. You don'tk neven know . I thik you do acutlaly well shit.\
Balls.
That's wa whole paragraph to itself abut balls. Liz Kunze is bird bird bird birds bifrd birde bired bird bird i am misseplling bird. That sucks. God why is everyone doing the shit. Battle axe that shit. Battle axe. Battle axe. Batle axe. Batle xae. i can't spell for shit. damn.
ok/. let's see how this shit publishes this balls ass shit balls hey .
Beers: 22
Pees: 11
Mood: god i love this shit
Music: Little Lion Man- Mumford and Sons again cause i love them
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
Beer 22: Winning at J with nick and some shit I don't even know and watching sarah and everyone play some call of duty i mean fratty (8:32)
i am the james joyce of fuckingshit everywhere god fucking damn you dick waffle ames jaoyce i forgot the j fuck you j
Balls.
That's wa whole paragraph to itself abut balls. Liz Kunze is bird bird bird birds bifrd birde bired bird bird i am misseplling bird. That sucks. God why is everyone doing the shit. Battle axe that shit. Battle axe. Battle axe. Batle axe. Batle xae. i can't spell for shit. damn.
ok/. let's see how this shit publishes this balls ass shit balls hey .
Beers: 22
Pees: 11
Mood: god i love this shit
Music: Little Lion Man- Mumford and Sons again cause i love them
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
Beer 22: Winning at J with nick and some shit I don't even know and watching sarah and everyone play some call of duty i mean fratty (8:32)
i am the james joyce of fuckingshit everywhere god fucking damn you dick waffle ames jaoyce i forgot the j fuck you j
culd they be any more rad
i played some j and nick and i beat some men i literally dont' even remember i dont know hey ryan i talked to the besk earlier and she thought eveyrhing was fratty. kt was rad. now i am drinknig more and i will have more alchool form the berrs sarah she is playing call of duty fratyt.
Alan Kuregere is a man. I spelled shit wrong. fuck. i splled the shit wrong. Yo let's talk bout daenerys targaryen and let's not spoil anything ok let';s not spoil anything. rfratty.
i will almost drink abeer. rad.
Beers: 22
Pees: 11
Mood: god i love this shit
Music: Little Lion Man- Mumford and Sons again cause i love them
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
Beer 22: Winning at J with nick and some shit I don't even know and watching sarah and everyone play some call of duty i mean fratty (8:32)
Alan Kuregere is a man. I spelled shit wrong. fuck. i splled the shit wrong. Yo let's talk bout daenerys targaryen and let's not spoil anything ok let';s not spoil anything. rfratty.
i will almost drink abeer. rad.
Beers: 22
Pees: 11
Mood: god i love this shit
Music: Little Lion Man- Mumford and Sons again cause i love them
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
Beer 22: Winning at J with nick and some shit I don't even know and watching sarah and everyone play some call of duty i mean fratty (8:32)
AND I WILL HOLD ON HOPE AND I WON'T LET YOU CHOKE
god dmamn ilove mumford and sons we have been sitting in a chair listening to thsose bugys guys god damn they are good and i am aobut to finish hear ing my 21swt beer god they are so good i am sorry again everybody i mean damn yes yes yes yesyeyse god they are good sooog
little lion man so good so good so good so good
Beers: 21
Pees: 10
Mood: i hope i'm not being too annoiying . fratty.
Music: Little Lion Man- Mumford and Sons
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
little lion man so good so good so good so good
Beers: 21
Pees: 10
Mood: i hope i'm not being too annoiying . fratty.
Music: Little Lion Man- Mumford and Sons
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
I am watching some dudes
Now I am watchign people play call of duty this is stream of consciousness. I see sarah and ben krugeer and t ewart and all the man they are playing fine k weeks is here and zoe and aly and catie and everyone and fuck it is rad.
god i am smliling about all this shit how fucking rad am i so rad.
Hey Justin Alderis. How the heck are you? "I'm kind of unhappy." GHe;s trying to log into sometihng literally I have no idea he will go do it dudes will tell him. I nmean whaterever.
I think XCarl is asleep upstairrs. Maybe bethy will come here that owuld be rad. Sarah is playing a game intently I see her next to me playing a game intently stpo sucking.
No you are not sucking this is the game of the place of the time. I am thinking and I am itchy drinking more beer. Let us finish this one. Let us drink. Yeah nothing is different about this part but fuck that shit it is rad as a hat as a hat as a man
Beers: 20
Pees: 10
Mood: god i am rad she is rad we are rad everyone is rad
Music: The Cave again- Mumfoord and Sons
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
god i am smliling about all this shit how fucking rad am i so rad.
Hey Justin Alderis. How the heck are you? "I'm kind of unhappy." GHe;s trying to log into sometihng literally I have no idea he will go do it dudes will tell him. I nmean whaterever.
I think XCarl is asleep upstairrs. Maybe bethy will come here that owuld be rad. Sarah is playing a game intently I see her next to me playing a game intently stpo sucking.
No you are not sucking this is the game of the place of the time. I am thinking and I am itchy drinking more beer. Let us finish this one. Let us drink. Yeah nothing is different about this part but fuck that shit it is rad as a hat as a hat as a man
Beers: 20
Pees: 10
Mood: god i am rad she is rad we are rad everyone is rad
Music: The Cave again- Mumfoord and Sons
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
fine i lost that shit
i was rying and i played cornhole with t pain but he is the great cornholio i lost now i am in the roomn colleen is lsleeping ruyan is playing so is ben ad sarah an =d te wart and k weeks is working it is fratty fratty i a snilngg yeahahhahasghasohg
we olost, teime to get nore beer. monre beer iut is the place of a man of a man of a man of a man of a bird,
bird.
Beers: 20
Pees: 10
Mood: god i am rad she is rad we are rad everyone is rad
Music: The Cave again- Mumfoord and Sons
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
we olost, teime to get nore beer. monre beer iut is the place of a man of a man of a man of a man of a bird,
bird.
Beers: 20
Pees: 10
Mood: god i am rad she is rad we are rad everyone is rad
Music: The Cave again- Mumfoord and Sons
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
waiting to play some cornhole
i have been waitingn to play ocrnhole now i am sitting in a call of duty match there are people playng yes i am smiling yes i am rad as shit i do'nt gie a fuck there are all the thigns happening my face is red as ass. panda.
I'm blogging my thoughts. Blogging all the things. Faust says fuck. Faust says a man. Faust says a bird bird bird.
Drink a man i want to play cornhle i will play some dinfihs gthis ebbeer finish it
Beers: 19
Pees: 9
Mood: smiling like a giant mcgude
Music: Carol of The Bells (sung to the tune "Fratty as a man")
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
I'm blogging my thoughts. Blogging all the things. Faust says fuck. Faust says a man. Faust says a bird bird bird.
Drink a man i want to play cornhle i will play some dinfihs gthis ebbeer finish it
Beers: 19
Pees: 9
Mood: smiling like a giant mcgude
Music: Carol of The Bells (sung to the tune "Fratty as a man")
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
shoot i thought i had had 19 beers actulaly 18
well i thought i had had 19 beers i guess i actually had 18 well damn i am drining more drinking amnan. Man Coleeln is here we are discussing this shit. Riggity rdue drinkinga beer fratty a s a man. fratty. I can't even say hoting, I have to finish this shit so I can drink more. I have to drink more. Drink a man drink man i want to see hahahahahahahm not gonna say what is itis
what it is what it is fratty as a man
ok i finish this beer. o i fishnihs this beer. ok i finish this beer. ok i finish this beer. finish. yes i drank that shit. time to get beer number 19 i mean dmamn where i am i what am i what is this shit i will do a thing i played guitar hero with baen yao before i only lost using the wii remote so yeah i know what to do i mean damn.
frattuy as a hat
fratty as a man
mamamnanlskghsadkoghdsaoighoasghisaoghd hat hat hat hat
I love this shit. I loe it.
Beers: 18
Pees: 9
Mood: i kinda love zoe q li and i am so hapy that she is here cause seriously platonic relationships are hard to develop am i right? damn. I swear that is not awkward cause I am hell of platonic with zoe q li she is the best, Fuckin a right. You know.
Music: White Blank Page- Mumford And Sons
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
what it is what it is fratty as a man
ok i finish this beer. o i fishnihs this beer. ok i finish this beer. ok i finish this beer. finish. yes i drank that shit. time to get beer number 19 i mean dmamn where i am i what am i what is this shit i will do a thing i played guitar hero with baen yao before i only lost using the wii remote so yeah i know what to do i mean damn.
frattuy as a hat
fratty as a man
mamamnanlskghsadkoghdsaoighoasghisaoghd hat hat hat hat
I love this shit. I loe it.
Beers: 18
Pees: 9
Mood: i kinda love zoe q li and i am so hapy that she is here cause seriously platonic relationships are hard to develop am i right? damn. I swear that is not awkward cause I am hell of platonic with zoe q li she is the best, Fuckin a right. You know.
Music: White Blank Page- Mumford And Sons
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
DUdes are eating so much dinner i can't believe
dogg dudes are eating all the dinner i want some chicketn i will eat some and i will blog later i will eat more chicken and i will have the eighteenth beer where did a person go i know what it is but i do not know what it is i will find out everyone i shaving crazy times they seem to accept that i am a crazy man i am a crazy man IDONT' GIEV E AFUCK I DON'T GIVE AFUCK
fratty.
fratty.
hat man hat man let us tdo some more aweweomse HSHITET.
yes.
Beers: 17
Pees: 8
Mood: Garnering too much ttention but that is kinda what i do
Music: The Cave-Mumford And Sons again cause god damn they are rad
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Oh yeah laura bock is here. fratty.
fratty.
fratty.
hat man hat man let us tdo some more aweweomse HSHITET.
yes.
Beers: 17
Pees: 8
Mood: Garnering too much ttention but that is kinda what i do
Music: The Cave-Mumford And Sons again cause god damn they are rad
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Oh yeah laura bock is here. fratty.
Man Colleen She Crazy
God damn i be talking to man colleen and k weeks train they be crazy they be crazy they be what the hell be i doing yes this shit is rad as ass. Yes this shit. Yes this shit. Dudes I hear the dudes this is a short post I hear the dudes. I will get back to tehm
Beers: 16
Pees: 8
Mood: Yes I feel so fucking rad
Music: Build The Moon-Charlotte Sometimes
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beers: 16
Pees: 8
Mood: Yes I feel so fucking rad
Music: Build The Moon-Charlotte Sometimes
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Playing so much cornhole
I mean goddman Angela Howard and I won some cornhole against all the people mostly sarah and gabe so ha! I drank fifteen beers now I have to drink some more now it is hot out now I can't believe how not drunk I am this is strange.
Perhaps we will eat now. Eatin ga bird with aman. Troiein is there more beer in the fridge. Troein says there is. That is rad. I am happy about it. There will be plenty of beer. So I will go downstairs and blog later. Rad aws shist. It is so hot up here.
Beers: 15
Pees: 7
Mood: Jesus Christ it is so hot why is it so hot
Music: Little Lion Man- Mumford And Sons
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Colleen attests to that I am sweaty. Damn that is not rad.
Perhaps we will eat now. Eatin ga bird with aman. Troiein is there more beer in the fridge. Troein says there is. That is rad. I am happy about it. There will be plenty of beer. So I will go downstairs and blog later. Rad aws shist. It is so hot up here.
Beers: 15
Pees: 7
Mood: Jesus Christ it is so hot why is it so hot
Music: Little Lion Man- Mumford And Sons
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Colleen attests to that I am sweaty. Damn that is not rad.
Finally Class Is Over
I mean damn finally class is over so I am back to Charter and god damn is it hot. I was outside watching dudes play cornhole now nobody is playing corn hole I do not know what we will do. I have a thought of what to do but I do now know what it will be. I do not know. I know that I should drink more eber probably. I would play a game I guess but what is it>
Yes.
Beers: 13
Pees: 7
Mood: eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Music: Closing Time- Semisonic
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Yes.
Beers: 13
Pees: 7
Mood: eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Music: Closing Time- Semisonic
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Soon It Will Be Time To Get Back To Drinking
I've been sitting here. Orf has been japhinging.happneing. There was some game about buying books. Daniel Dix did well. Ben Yao did well. I ddn't do well enough. I mean, whatever. These things happen. I peed again. I will count it. I wil return after 12 beers and 7 pees. I talked to some dudes. And some ladies. I talked to a thing about a bird and a bird about a man and a man about a thing. It happens. Happen man hat.
We will do this. Time. Time is off the essence. I want to play cornhole. I want to...yes. I want to all things. I want all things and all life and all crazy hat man. Yes. Beautiful.
Let me see what I can type without looking at all. The following paragraph will be typed not looking at the screen.
Ok here we go. I am not looking at the screen. I am also not going to edit things ery much. ometimes I will edit things but most of the time tim I will not. Shoot I typed something wrong there. But I am not looking so that is rad. I have things memoriazed. I want to play fifa. I want to play cornhole. I want to....hahahahha I want to this and that and yes and hi. I have to figure out the day of the plan. I want to eat ice cream later. I want to eat chips later. I want to eat sushi later. I want to eat dinner later. I will eat a thing about a bird. We are talking about things and orf is still happening and I want to go back and drink more. I have 13 beers left to go and less than 8 hours. I a ma little behind, but I will catch up. I have faith in this shit for madden. We true.
12 beers. 7 pees. When I finish beer 133 I will return to the description. I may have misse d Zoe beer. ZOe beer last year was 12. I miss Zoe. Hopefully I will see her later because she is rad and last year Newman's day was when we became friends, I am still typing without lookin gat the screen. I can see where the letters are in my mind. That is fratty. Zoe Q Li The Funk. Rad as a hat. One more thing. Mary Catherine Bartlett can be rearranged to spell The Intractable Martyr. Also I am going to miss those juniors. I thin kthey know who i will miss, I mean I will miss all of them but I mean yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hat. Bifrd.
Hat bird. Hat. Hat bifrd. Soon we will leave yes? I want to be done with orf i mean damn. NBA playoffs? Yes? Maybe?
We will do this. Time. Time is off the essence. I want to play cornhole. I want to...yes. I want to all things. I want all things and all life and all crazy hat man. Yes. Beautiful.
Let me see what I can type without looking at all. The following paragraph will be typed not looking at the screen.
Ok here we go. I am not looking at the screen. I am also not going to edit things ery much. ometimes I will edit things but most of the time tim I will not. Shoot I typed something wrong there. But I am not looking so that is rad. I have things memoriazed. I want to play fifa. I want to play cornhole. I want to....hahahahha I want to this and that and yes and hi. I have to figure out the day of the plan. I want to eat ice cream later. I want to eat chips later. I want to eat sushi later. I want to eat dinner later. I will eat a thing about a bird. We are talking about things and orf is still happening and I want to go back and drink more. I have 13 beers left to go and less than 8 hours. I a ma little behind, but I will catch up. I have faith in this shit for madden. We true.
12 beers. 7 pees. When I finish beer 133 I will return to the description. I may have misse d Zoe beer. ZOe beer last year was 12. I miss Zoe. Hopefully I will see her later because she is rad and last year Newman's day was when we became friends, I am still typing without lookin gat the screen. I can see where the letters are in my mind. That is fratty. Zoe Q Li The Funk. Rad as a hat. One more thing. Mary Catherine Bartlett can be rearranged to spell The Intractable Martyr. Also I am going to miss those juniors. I thin kthey know who i will miss, I mean I will miss all of them but I mean yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hat. Bifrd.
Hat bird. Hat. Hat bifrd. Soon we will leave yes? I want to be done with orf i mean damn. NBA playoffs? Yes? Maybe?
is it reasonable to pee during orf?
I do not know but I think I will find out. I have been sitting here reading articles about the NBA and waiting for ORF to be over. Now I am going to sneak away and pee. There are things on the board. This pee will be number seven. I will remember that. I am sobering up so that when I return to Charter I can drink more. This will be 25 today. At 12 now, there is still time.
Ok this is kind of a joke
These prices are independent! I mean, at least they seem that way! We have no idea what's going on. I made 276. Michael made 274.5 But the thing is, he knows what he's doing and I'm drunk as shit. So that really does not make logical sense. Now Ilya is up there in a fancy man suit. Talking to us. Here comes Ben Yao in a pink shirt. That's pretty rad. I like his shirt more than I like grape jelly. Grape jelly kinda blows.
Ben yao you can have plenty of shout outs.
Now we sit here for an hour? damn. I want to dri nk more beer. But I have to wait a while. Unfortunately Warren Powell is sitting there all professorial like and Ben yao is returning. Now we sit, and we wait,
NO change in beer or anything like that. We did all that. Dang.
ORF. ORF OROFOFF
Ben yao you can have plenty of shout outs.
Now we sit here for an hour? damn. I want to dri nk more beer. But I have to wait a while. Unfortunately Warren Powell is sitting there all professorial like and Ben yao is returning. Now we sit, and we wait,
NO change in beer or anything like that. We did all that. Dang.
ORF. ORF OROFOFF
we're doing tthis textbook shit again
i am in orf class doing this textbook selling shit again fortuntaely the excellent mr. weylandt is cool with me being drunk off my ass so we can sell books to each other. It is pretty rad. I think I am the seller and he is the buyer. WE are buying books from each other for a price between 40 and 100 dollars. LET'S FIND OUT WHAT IT IS. I am woefully unprepared for this lecture.
Ben Yao just asked if I am blogging from Orf. damn right i am.
damn right. Man I think I did terribly. Michael is being very kind to me in my impaired state.
The profit I earned was let me add this up: 276 over 15 runs for an average of 18.4. I am a little bit slow at math today. It could be because I"ve had twelve beers. Competing explanations are in the mix, but they seem irrelevant. Maybe we will switch this up. Let's go now. Let's GO NOW.
Ilya is up there. Ilya is a huge badass. I like Ilya back from ORF 309 days. whaty a man what a man I do not want to be in ORf right now. God.
Beers: 12
Pees: 6
Mood: Jubilant about being in ORF 418 cause why the fuck not
Music: Bicycle Race- Queen. Thank you Michael.
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Ben Yao just asked if I am blogging from Orf. damn right i am.
damn right. Man I think I did terribly. Michael is being very kind to me in my impaired state.
The profit I earned was let me add this up: 276 over 15 runs for an average of 18.4. I am a little bit slow at math today. It could be because I"ve had twelve beers. Competing explanations are in the mix, but they seem irrelevant. Maybe we will switch this up. Let's go now. Let's GO NOW.
Ilya is up there. Ilya is a huge badass. I like Ilya back from ORF 309 days. whaty a man what a man I do not want to be in ORf right now. God.
Beers: 12
Pees: 6
Mood: Jubilant about being in ORF 418 cause why the fuck not
Music: Bicycle Race- Queen. Thank you Michael.
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
time to go to fucking class
the funk who is amazing seems to have been requesting more blog posts so i will post more when i get to class i mean dman we have been playing sporcle ok i have had twelve beers time for an hour and a half hiatus while i go to class and sober up then it is back to the grind.
God today is awesome. I love this and I love it all.
Beers: 12
Pees: 6
Mood: Can I sober up for ORF? Let's fucking find out.
Music: Sigh No More-Mumford And Sons
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
God today is awesome. I love this and I love it all.
Beers: 12
Pees: 6
Mood: Can I sober up for ORF? Let's fucking find out.
Music: Sigh No More-Mumford And Sons
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
chilling with sachi on the patio
So I chilled with sachi on the patio and we had a conversation about life and existence and rad things and houseparites and next year and how i am going to miss people. i am erally going t miss them. sad face. like seriously whoa.
But ok. Todayis about being happy. And being happy is about I finished eleventh beer. Soon I have to go To ORF. I will finish 12 beers before orf and i will come back at 430 and it will be fratty. Fratty as a man. Right now is kinda tame but things will get rad at like 5 I have faith.
Holy balls it is hot out. Heh. Haha. I have a plan to do a thing with a bird with a man.
All fucking day. All J all day. When class is over I will play things with men.
AND I WILL HOLD ON HOPE AND I WON'T LET YOU CHOKE ON THE NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK HOLY FUCK MUMFORD AND SONS RULE SO HARD. i love them i love all the things i am smiling about everything. hahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa. i know the shame in your defeat. ...heh.
Beers: 11
Pees: 5
Mood: like thinking back on all this shit do
Music: The Cave-Mumford And Sons
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
But ok. Todayis about being happy. And being happy is about I finished eleventh beer. Soon I have to go To ORF. I will finish 12 beers before orf and i will come back at 430 and it will be fratty. Fratty as a man. Right now is kinda tame but things will get rad at like 5 I have faith.
Holy balls it is hot out. Heh. Haha. I have a plan to do a thing with a bird with a man.
All fucking day. All J all day. When class is over I will play things with men.
AND I WILL HOLD ON HOPE AND I WON'T LET YOU CHOKE ON THE NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK HOLY FUCK MUMFORD AND SONS RULE SO HARD. i love them i love all the things i am smiling about everything. hahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa. i know the shame in your defeat. ...heh.
Beers: 11
Pees: 5
Mood: like thinking back on all this shit do
Music: The Cave-Mumford And Sons
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Bouncing that thing
well we played some carry on wayward son and i guess it was rad we did that. now i have had ten beers. fifteen more to go. I am chatting with man-Robert about things like he is going to Stanford I mean dang. Hat. Things are going to change. Kinda sad. But today is awesome.
Robert is talking about girl scouts I don't eve nknow. Faust went to give T pain some beer or some shit or WHATEVER. We have almost exactly ten hours left, I have almost exactly fifteen beers left. This is the pace I wanted. This is the man pace. What should we do know? No, I don't know all about girl scouts. I ain't gonna quote shit you nat man. This only makes sense if you know that I am talking to Robert about girl scouts. I can type this shit without looking look at how fratty I am I can type all this shit without loooking at the keyboard holy balls I am fratty. I cannot see the keyboard at all Robert says I am so fratty because I am typing this shit without looking ths ong goeds somethign oh that shit meet new friends but keep the old one is silver and the other is gold look at this typing shit you motherfuckers. God I am rad as fuck right now. God damn. I do this shit I am not even looking at the screen. I do it for Madden. That is fratty. I love this shit.
But. I put the team on my back do. you can't stpo me. Cross the plane. Touchdown. Look at me typing this shit do. I hae had ten beers I am not looking at the keyboard scout's honor man robert and I type this shit let's go nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Beers: 10
Pees: 4
Mood: holy balls i can type pretty well whie not looking at the screen
Music: Carry On Wayward Son- Kansas
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Robert is talking about girl scouts I don't eve nknow. Faust went to give T pain some beer or some shit or WHATEVER. We have almost exactly ten hours left, I have almost exactly fifteen beers left. This is the pace I wanted. This is the man pace. What should we do know? No, I don't know all about girl scouts. I ain't gonna quote shit you nat man. This only makes sense if you know that I am talking to Robert about girl scouts. I can type this shit without looking look at how fratty I am I can type all this shit without loooking at the keyboard holy balls I am fratty. I cannot see the keyboard at all Robert says I am so fratty because I am typing this shit without looking ths ong goeds somethign oh that shit meet new friends but keep the old one is silver and the other is gold look at this typing shit you motherfuckers. God I am rad as fuck right now. God damn. I do this shit I am not even looking at the screen. I do it for Madden. That is fratty. I love this shit.
But. I put the team on my back do. you can't stpo me. Cross the plane. Touchdown. Look at me typing this shit do. I hae had ten beers I am not looking at the keyboard scout's honor man robert and I type this shit let's go nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Beers: 10
Pees: 4
Mood: holy balls i can type pretty well whie not looking at the screen
Music: Carry On Wayward Son- Kansas
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Watching Men Play Call of Duty
Ok I'm just sitting here watching men play call of duty. This is the part of the day where it is so important to pace oneself and not be a huge goon man. I kinda want to be a goon man. OH y eah ryan just put on Wkae up by the Arcade Fire. Rad as shit!
K Weeks is over there all doin cos like a man. Awesome.
Biddies.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ah ah ah ah oh. That doesn't really go so well wihout the music there do it. Damn.
I would like to finish beer 9 by 1:30. But I don't really have a description for it yet. What is the description for it? I think I will have to think of one. I know! I will go bother people in the cluster for a few minutes and drink the beer then. Be right the fuck back.
Beers: 9
Pees: 4
Mood: cryptic awesome
Music: Wake Up-Arcade Fire
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
K Weeks is over there all doin cos like a man. Awesome.
Biddies.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ah ah ah ah oh. That doesn't really go so well wihout the music there do it. Damn.
I would like to finish beer 9 by 1:30. But I don't really have a description for it yet. What is the description for it? I think I will have to think of one. I know! I will go bother people in the cluster for a few minutes and drink the beer then. Be right the fuck back.
Beers: 9
Pees: 4
Mood: cryptic awesome
Music: Wake Up-Arcade Fire
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Turned Out Chop suey is kinda hard
Faust and i tried to play some rock band and it didn't go so hot. Dudes are playing cal of duty and my computer is so hot. God is the hot computer. It is hot as a man.
I don't know what to do I guess I will drink some more beer. We need to keep an appropriate pace going because we have less than eleven hours left. I have ORF at 3, that should be MAN INTERESTING. PROBABLY. Men have class at 1:30, that is unfortunate. Men will be sort of doing their thing for a while and we'll reconvene I guess? reconvene like a hat man.
I htink I will go downstairs for a minute with a beer and see what I can see there. I also have to pee for a fourth time. Shit. Shit panda.
Yo game of thrones is so pimp. Also so is Elias Sanchez Eppler. What a bad ass. I love that man. Hey Elias.
Beers: 8
Pees: 3
Mood: On the Train of Pace Of Man Of Bird Of Town
Music: I Whip My Hair Back And Forth- Willow Smith. Actually though.
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
I don't know what to do I guess I will drink some more beer. We need to keep an appropriate pace going because we have less than eleven hours left. I have ORF at 3, that should be MAN INTERESTING. PROBABLY. Men have class at 1:30, that is unfortunate. Men will be sort of doing their thing for a while and we'll reconvene I guess? reconvene like a hat man.
I htink I will go downstairs for a minute with a beer and see what I can see there. I also have to pee for a fourth time. Shit. Shit panda.
Yo game of thrones is so pimp. Also so is Elias Sanchez Eppler. What a bad ass. I love that man. Hey Elias.
Beers: 8
Pees: 3
Mood: On the Train of Pace Of Man Of Bird Of Town
Music: I Whip My Hair Back And Forth- Willow Smith. Actually though.
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
TIME TO PLAY SOME UGITAR HERO
WE tae some lunch. We had some lunch. I played bananagrams with Sarah and Andy Lai and jennifer tse and all the people who play bananagrams. It was reasonably rad. Now I think Faust and I will play Guitar Hero.
I just saw K Weeks Train! That is so fratty! She is the frattiest. Literally. God she is fly. Rad as a man! Rad rad rad. Love that shit. Let's go now.
Ok I will blog at a time and a place now it is time to guitar hero a MAN. I love this shit.
Beers: 7
Pees: 3
Mood: Smiling sheepishly like a huge biddie, also K weeks Train!
Music: Carol Of The Bells
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
I just saw K Weeks Train! That is so fratty! She is the frattiest. Literally. God she is fly. Rad as a man! Rad rad rad. Love that shit. Let's go now.
Ok I will blog at a time and a place now it is time to guitar hero a MAN. I love this shit.
Beers: 7
Pees: 3
Mood: Smiling sheepishly like a huge biddie, also K weeks Train!
Music: Carol Of The Bells
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Lunch For A Man!
It is team to eat lunch. I have peed twice. Perhaps soon it will be thrice. We will update the blog after lunch. It is the time. Beer seven will happen during lunch.
Not Sucking All The Day!
Yo I totally just did something useful how rad is that kliling some men. Not bad. Ok it is almost noon and I am almost done with six beers. This is the pace of the men! Not so bad! Let's do this shit.
We;re still playing call of duty. It does kind of get boring cause I"m so bad at it. But whatever. Having a hat of time.
Arcade Fire are so good. So so good. I like this day. It is a good day. Oh, but I had to pee. Damn. Breaking that seal like a man breaking a seal making seal noises.
Beers: 6
Pees: 1 (*about to be 2 oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiit)
Mood: Yeah I'm bad at Call of Duty, fine you hat men
Music: Ready To Start- Arcade Fire
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
We;re still playing call of duty. It does kind of get boring cause I"m so bad at it. But whatever. Having a hat of time.
Arcade Fire are so good. So so good. I like this day. It is a good day. Oh, but I had to pee. Damn. Breaking that seal like a man breaking a seal making seal noises.
Beers: 6
Pees: 1 (*about to be 2 oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiit)
Mood: Yeah I'm bad at Call of Duty, fine you hat men
Music: Ready To Start- Arcade Fire
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Rockin' Some Men In The Town With A Bird!
Man0Ryan and I beat T Ewart and Carl of Duty 81 to 27. I mean, how about that. Playing some J with a man. Now I have had five beers. Six by noon, that's the goal. Six if by noon, one if by sea, two if by FUCK YOU PAUL REVERE. Hat.
God I have to pee, it's coming on inexorably. Soon it has to happen. I just want to stavev it off like a man staving off a thing. Still we are optimistic. Still we can do this. Still it isn't even twelve in the day. Last year we had just woke up. Today we are in the five beer range. I have had the five beers. That is fine. One fifth done. Twenty to go. Soon I will stop caring about fixing my typos. But right now I want to sound rad. And rad I will sound.
Beers: 5
Pees: 0
Mood: Hey Lily!
Music: Suburban War again cause it's so damn fratty- Arcade Fire
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
God I have to pee, it's coming on inexorably. Soon it has to happen. I just want to stavev it off like a man staving off a thing. Still we are optimistic. Still we can do this. Still it isn't even twelve in the day. Last year we had just woke up. Today we are in the five beer range. I have had the five beers. That is fine. One fifth done. Twenty to go. Soon I will stop caring about fixing my typos. But right now I want to sound rad. And rad I will sound.
Beers: 5
Pees: 0
Mood: Hey Lily!
Music: Suburban War again cause it's so damn fratty- Arcade Fire
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Rough Nuggets For Me And Man-Robert
Rough Nuggets. Carl and Ryan got two victories on against us, mostly because I'm a huge goon who takes too many J's. Sorry Man-Robert. Hat Hat Hat hat.? Carl and Robert are discussing some shit over there. Who knows? Who knows what's going on. Robert is going to class soon. Shit I already have to pee? It's not even eleven! This is going to be a hell of a day. Fourth beer was finished during the J game, and now I have to figure out what to do next. Should probably write a column at some point. Hm.
Dudes need to get their game on right now. In some capacity. Is the pace decent? The pace is decent.
Beers: 4
Pees: 0
Mood: Damn we lost at J
Music: How I Could Just Kill A Man- Charlotte Sometimes
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Dudes need to get their game on right now. In some capacity. Is the pace decent? The pace is decent.
Beers: 4
Pees: 0
Mood: Damn we lost at J
Music: How I Could Just Kill A Man- Charlotte Sometimes
Beers:
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Golly do I blow at Call of Duty
I'd started to forget how much I absolutely suck at this game. So so bad. I had like five kills, Carl and Ryan had like 19 and 20. Rad. As . Ass. Now we might do something else perhaps? I would totally play some J. So would Ryan and Carl? We're gonna play Old J! Fratty as a man! Time to crack open beer four.
Beers: 3
Pees: 0
Mood: I'm liking this J situation.
Music: The Cave- Mumford and Sons
Beers: No update needed (they will be updated when I finish one)
Beers: 3
Pees: 0
Mood: I'm liking this J situation.
Music: The Cave- Mumford and Sons
Beers: No update needed (they will be updated when I finish one)
HORNDOGG
T Ewart and I got our old school J on with the 76ers also known as Horndogg. Picked up a 57-53 win over the computer with a combined 54 steals. This is how we do. Drinking some beers as well, almost done with number three. After this, there will be 22 beers left from 14 hours. That sounds kinda like cricket! Fratty. I love cricket.
Cricket as a man. Men are shooting each other in call of duty. I have a feeling that is going to be happening a lot today. A funky funky lot. I kinda get bored in Call of Duty, but that's ok. Oh maybe we'll have tournaments! Tournaments would be fucking boss.
I'm in a great great mood. So much better than I have been in other iterations of the live blog.
Beers: 3
Pees: 0
Mood: Still got it from J
Music: Sweet Disposition- The Temper Trap
Beer Track: (#, description, time of finishing)
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Cricket as a man. Men are shooting each other in call of duty. I have a feeling that is going to be happening a lot today. A funky funky lot. I kinda get bored in Call of Duty, but that's ok. Oh maybe we'll have tournaments! Tournaments would be fucking boss.
I'm in a great great mood. So much better than I have been in other iterations of the live blog.
Beers: 3
Pees: 0
Mood: Still got it from J
Music: Sweet Disposition- The Temper Trap
Beer Track: (#, description, time of finishing)
Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Grapefrude!
I ate two grapefruits. God damn I do like me some grapefruit. Also lots of bacon. Also a second beer. That beer has to do with bacon. Now it is 9:36, T Ewart is in a mood of a man that wants to go do a thing. I think that thing is get his funky hair cut. I intend to keep mine nice and swizzee because I think it is nice currently.
Perhaps a quick game of J will occur? T Pain is off somewhere probably xueing the zhongwen? xiongwen? I forget how to spell that shit. Oh no! What a gaffe.
Gaffe and a half. Iuzzolino!
Beers: 2
Pees: 0
Mood: Ebullient as an ass-clown hat fire
Potions.
Music: Church- T-Pain
Perhaps a quick game of J will occur? T Pain is off somewhere probably xueing the zhongwen? xiongwen? I forget how to spell that shit. Oh no! What a gaffe.
Gaffe and a half. Iuzzolino!
Beers: 2
Pees: 0
Mood: Ebullient as an ass-clown hat fire
Potions.
Music: Church- T-Pain
Call of Duty, Ben And Jerry's, What Is This Shit
After waiting for Man-Ryan to get ready, we've made the trek out to find T. Ewart and Man-Robert in the midst of a hearty game of Call of Duty. First casualty of the day are my chips, which were gone in a hot minute because they taste so damn good. Time to drink some beer and eat some ice cream. Yum.
Wait, is that bacon we're discussing? Does this mean we might eat bacon? This needs to be investigated.
Beers: 1
Pees: 0
Mood: Hey, how about bacon?
Music: Come On Eileen- Dexy's Midnight Runners
Wait, is that bacon we're discussing? Does this mean we might eat bacon? This needs to be investigated.
Beers: 1
Pees: 0
Mood: Hey, how about bacon?
Music: Come On Eileen- Dexy's Midnight Runners
Shower With A Stone, You'll Never Walk Alone!
The title of this post reminds me a tad too much of Kunle tweeting about Liverpool, but that's just how I feel about the smooth taste of Keystone Light. Took a shower, drank a stone, crushed it against my ass ineffectively, you know how I do. One beer down, 24 to go. At sixteen hours left, that's a beer and a half per hour. That's eighteen ounces of beer per sixty minutes, so .3 ounces of beer per minute. That puts this into perspective of absolutely nothing.
Well, now it's probably time to put pants on. God I'm excited. Outfit for the day: fratty Newman's tank, garish purple vest, sweatpants, and, of course, the TRUE hat, maybe the greatest present I have ever received. It's up there.
Man-Ryan just woke up and is getting his funky shower on, so I'll wait for his rude ass before making the trek out. Hm...maybe I'll go to the U-Sta and get some chips. THERE ARE NO RULES ABOUT HOW MANY CHIPS YOU CAN EAT.
Yeah...I want some chips.
Beers: 1
Pees: 0
Mood: Motherfucking yes I am ready
Music: Suburban War- Arcade Fire
Well, now it's probably time to put pants on. God I'm excited. Outfit for the day: fratty Newman's tank, garish purple vest, sweatpants, and, of course, the TRUE hat, maybe the greatest present I have ever received. It's up there.
Man-Ryan just woke up and is getting his funky shower on, so I'll wait for his rude ass before making the trek out. Hm...maybe I'll go to the U-Sta and get some chips. THERE ARE NO RULES ABOUT HOW MANY CHIPS YOU CAN EAT.
Yeah...I want some chips.
Beers: 1
Pees: 0
Mood: Motherfucking yes I am ready
Music: Suburban War- Arcade Fire
Newman's Day 2011: A Day Late
And so it has come full circle. The Newman's Day blog, started one year and one day ago, once again returns to chronicle the attempts of myself and various other individuals to drink 24 beers in a day. Only, because of things such as Easter and T-Pain's parents and the ridiculous proposition that you can earn 700 dollars by playing the trumpet for some church dudes, we're doing it a day late. April 25th. And 25 means 25 beers.
Right now I'm feeling optimistic as a man, here at 7:38, although my speakers are being weird. Time to get in the shower, head on out, and get this show on the road. Getting an early and surly start is important this year, after last year's debacle of waking up at like 11:30 and trying to catch up too early. Slow and steady wins the race, at least that's what all the tortoises say. And if you can't trust tortoises, who can you trust?
Beers: 0
Pees: 0
Mood: So good (so good!)
Music: Sigh No More- Mumford and Sons
Right now I'm feeling optimistic as a man, here at 7:38, although my speakers are being weird. Time to get in the shower, head on out, and get this show on the road. Getting an early and surly start is important this year, after last year's debacle of waking up at like 11:30 and trying to catch up too early. Slow and steady wins the race, at least that's what all the tortoises say. And if you can't trust tortoises, who can you trust?
Beers: 0
Pees: 0
Mood: So good (so good!)
Music: Sigh No More- Mumford and Sons
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