Phone Found

Isaiah found my phone last night. So no lasting damage from yesterday. Thank goodness for that.

This blog will now go into retirement, to be brought out of said retirement any time I will be drinking heavily during the day for no reason...so let's hope that doesn't happen too often.

Beers: No way
Pees: 1 or 2
Mood: Sick and not happy about it

Post Funky Mortem

We just all resting in the room. This day was wack. My phone is still at Charter. I hope I find it at some point. I also hope my head stops hurting soon. Few made it, I didn't even come close. Rub a dub doaf. Tired tired.

Hey Steve and Ryan hey. I am writing all like just damn. Tired tired tired. I want to sleep and have my head not hurt. Seriously.

Beers: Don't even talk about it
Pees: Still 7
Mood: Seriously, this sucked. Let's go eat in an hour.

Jacket Found

I found my jacket. Leaving the question, where;s my phone?

Beers: Ugh.
Pees: ugh.
Mood: damn

Apparenty I've been aseleep for a while

The day ends at 14. I couldn't do it. Darnk cloouds uipon us all. Time to submit to resting.

Beers: 14
Pees: 7
Mood: My head hurts. Time to rest.

boondock saints

Man I love the boondock saints. >iterally mt seciibd favoiret movei eve. Time to get another beer. I love that movie.

Beers: 14
Pees: 7
Mood: Le'ts get sanother beer to celeberate BOokn dock saints.

Brendan and Michaela

Brendan and michaela my phone died so this is my communiciaton. When I get home I will call you both. I'm at 14 and feeling good. Let's gett his show on the road.

Beers: 14
Pees: 7
Mood: I need fucking dinner.

doggs its dinner time

Time to just go eat some doiner. Gotta eat al them dinnerf, One second gogyezril; i ms. zodgg zggd. fuckin a dogg you srious. damn, i am dunk sry hit shit. sosorry its just shaats oing. on. serious. swerious i a mties. i lov rebecca i mean hey robet hey, yezril i be nearly done aned you are fly fly fly. i promiste. allmost done.

Beers: 14
Pees: 5
mood: you esrios nan serios man seriouws
Situation Beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer
Dancing In Front Of Sachi Beer
Rubbing Eugene's Back Beer
Rubbing Steve's Back Beer
Sittin' On A Funky Couch Beer
Just All Playin' Volleyball Beer
Sittin' in a chair all cool ass Beer
Talking to the band Beer
Just bein' all fly wit' Zoe Beer
justbeing all crazy wit svee and zoe beer
florina beer

Just All Massasing Dudes

Man there be dudes all massaging other dudes Stevebe massaging be the Zo Justin be massing Steve I mean damn. Dman.damn. Alrihgt, I getting my beer out. WHat beer be it? It be beer 14! Ok. I am raw/ Steve get back gto massagin the zo i mean why are you just looking at me? Wy: There be the zo just all sittin gthere/ Rb her fukiny back man. I mean sreioysly; SErioysly. ome on. COme on! ok. i must got drank.rdeank. Alright just dance doggs dance/. I sing ater. Man there is no cance I get to 24 thiw is harder than a MANQ@!! A MN! hiw does this happe how/ I eo'[t know. Mayb i Hsuotl just liste to toones.oik tunes. apparently steeve be all offended by my burping but that just caue he a ho ulie zoe/. she be flyer than setev fly fly fly. Flyu FLy FDly Fly Fly FLy FLy FLy FLy Fly FLy FLy . She be do fly. SUCK IT STEVE BALDASSANO. suck that suck/ Zoe be cooler than your sexy ass. Damn. Damn. h man it's kids/. let's kust listen and rdrnk. gonna post before i finsih

Beers:L still 13
pee: still 6
moodL I M F4LING SO good i am good i am god becaase zoe and steve just all here and they gare ogood. Also flroina. I mean damn.

man things are getting all difficult

For some reaon beer 13 is just getting difficult how is this happening" I mean damn. Steve is just being funkym and Zoe is just begin funky and everone is just being funkhy and I am stitting on a couch ust all funky and I odn't evn know. Soon I will take this beer and finsh it and i will pee and i will be ok ok ok . travis almost fell asleep but then he peed and he got his staff. I mean damn damn mdan mdan damn. SO soon I will be at 13. Soon update, Up date. Fuck this is hard. How is this possible possible posibble [posbbile. Dan dog. Steve is just wearing all shorts and he is earing. Shrts. Steve and Zoe is just sitting all and so Is Jose. Hey hey hey. I said, hey hey hey hey come pollinate me hey. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3PkYUEk6Sw

They are good they are good. Please listen. Fucking Wirhting South.

Beer: 13
Pee: 6
Mood: Give me some energy dogg I mean please dogg plase

Oh Man

Gavin is speaking to some ugly ass dudes but Zoe is fine as hell-Marjorie just be trying to blog. That ain't what I do! Ain't aint aint.

Beers: 12
Pees: Still 5
Mood: where is some fucking beer

Shit doggs I gotta Pee

One second doggs

Beers: 12
Pees: 5
Mood: You serious man TYiou serious?

MAN just kids and bob marley all

Man I am lving that remix of Kids and Bob Mraley you gotta listen Listen listen to that man.

YO here the link the lin\k here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR9ZFL1okUg

Rub a dub doaf.

Beers: 12
Pees: 4
Mood: Apparently doggs be all tellin me to video blgo how do i do that?

doggs we are sitting but hol d bn i hae to pee

jhold 9n d9ggs i have t i0oeel right bck.

Ok i peed.

Beers: 12
Pees: 5
Mood: I am sitting in the arms of a man whose name Ic canott say becaus he mght be liable i am protecting his funky ass.

Zoe Beer

I mean, dang. Is Zoe cool or what? Beer 12 is Zoe beer because I drank it standing near Zoe, Yes. Th=is is called because she is col I mean whoa. COol like a school. Yes she is good. There isd even a [picture I mean dang. I mean. Dang. I picture of me adn Zoe just being all fly. She has the fewest l etters in her name. 5. Zoe and her last name. I mean dang dang dang. I al halfway through wow yes wow yes, Is that not cool? Yes it is cool, Yes. Yes. I have 8 hours to drink 12 beers. Fuckin A dogg i have to drink a beer every forty minjutes for thenext 8 hours isn't that wacky it is wacky it is wacky. Wackyl
\
Wack! Yeah! Yeh! Wacky. Why am I? Why>{ I am just typing the funk typing the fu k

Beers: 12
Pees: 4
Mood: Zoe is the funk

Situation Beers:
Situation Beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer
Dancing In Front Of Sachi Beer
Rubbing Eugene's Back Beer
Rubbing Steve's Back Beer
Sittin' On A Funky Couch Beer
Just All Playin' Volleyball Beer
Sittin' in a chair all cool ass Beer
Talking to the band Beer
Just bein' all fly wit' Zoe Beer

Man just speaing all French and all

The band here is from Montreal and I was speaking some French with tnem. They are some cool dudes. Also speaking in the bathroom with Byron. He is good.Okj! Time to go back to drinking. I'll be back I promise. Je parle francais!

Beers: 11
Pees: 4
Mood: Speaking hella french
Diggity.

Damn this is not easy

I just played some volleyball adn was all falling on the ground it is hard to keep lbacalance hyou know what i"m sayign? Yes. Damn. Damn. I played osme volleyball and then I came inside to finish my beer. This bamd is paying osm ekind of music but they ok they ain't like sue rgood. Or nothing. Shit i got a ways tio go. Wish me luck everyone.

Beers: 10
Pees: 2
Mood: Shit 24 is a lot. Holy oatmeal

Situation Beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer
Dancing In Front Of Sachi Beer
Rubbing Eugene's Back Beer
Rubbing Steve's Back Beer
Sittin' On A Funky Couch Beer
Just All Playin' Volleyball Beer
Sittin' in a chair all cool ass Beer

Dudes Burping Is Good

Dudes burping definitely helps you man. I was just feeling not so good but then I burped and things are ok. Also I had to pee again .Fuck. Time to go play some god damn volleyball. I mean damn damn damn. I'll be back for moreinterestig beers.

Beers: 9
Pees: 3
Mood: I'm on a good pace, let's slow this shit down a tiny bit. I mean damn.

Couch Couch COuch

Yes there is a couch. Yes we be sitting on it. Yes it be helping us with our beer. Going back outside now, this be a short post. Just gotta say I'm THIRD OF WAY THROUGH. Fuckin' A this is going to be rough for me. Other doggs be doign better, plus Steve aint let me rest my head on his knee no mo. That's OK. I'll be OK. OK! Yes.

Beers: 8
Pees: 2
Mood: Bout to play some volleyball or some shit

Peace ut my brothas.

Situation Beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer
Dancing In Front Of Sachi Beer
Rubbing Eugene's Back Beer
Rubbing Steve's Back Beer
Sittin' On A Funky Couch Beer

Hamlet Or Some Shit

Damn doggs this be like a Greek tragedy or something. I just can't stop pissin. I'm like the piss'man pissin ' dude. Tragic ass Polonius and all. You are nothign bit yourself. I dont know. I aint' read Hamlet. But it's all Hamlet and all. Back outside.

Beers: 7.5 (we'll get there)
Pees: 2
Mood: Horatio, get the fuck over here dogg

Man Just Rubbin Dudes Backs

I don't know. I've been kinda slowin' down on the whole situation beer front, cause this last beer can best be described as Rubbin Steve's Back when I already rubbed Eugene's bacj. Also this be a bad sign cause I only seven beers in and I already worreid bout myspelling. I mean, damn. Soon there gon' be a band a band band a band a band. Ok! How are you, everyone? yES! Yo doggz please comment on my blog because I want doggz to be all talkin' to me. There goes Cesar with no shirt. OK!

This is a worrisome situation. I am gonna have to either just be crazy awesome or slow down for a lil while.

Beers: 7
Pees: 1
Mood: Gettin' there, doggz. You know what I mean.

Situation Beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer
Dancing In Front Of Sachi Beer
Rubbing Eugene's Back Beer
Rubbing Steve's Back Beer

It's a sad day, dear readers

Damn doggs I just broke the seal. Couldn't resist no mo. Time to start beer number 7, but I just gotta get my pee on! I mean, can't even help it. Shit! This is rough nuggets! Rough nuggets! I'm done typing, I'm just gonna drank now. Drank McGank.

Beers: 6
Pees: 1
Mood: Damn, I just peed. Fuckin' A, man.

Eugene?!

Man I just rubbed Eugene. Ok. That is a crazy thing to do, but that's the kind of crazy thing dogggggz do. I finished my bacon but still gotta finish my granola. Still fighting off breaking the seal. It's gonna happen soon, and it's gonna be a dark dark day. I mean, damn. This is six beers by 1:30 so I'm gettin' on some fuckin PACE! Alright. Alright.

Beers: 6
Mood: Damn I have to fucking pee.

Situation Beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer
Dancing Near Sachi Beer
Rubbing Eugene's Back Beer

Shit, man. I am scraping the bottom the barrel this point. Gotta figure out some new situations, dogg. Any suggestions? Riggity.

Nomad?

So this wack mcGack place called Nomad just give us some pizza and all? Me and Mike be splitting a piece to see if it ill.

Damn they have some bigass pepperoni. I mean damn damn damn. Cats are all hugging over my head. You serious? You SERIOUS??? For free pizza, free pizza. YO! Yezril! You eating my pizza! Alright, pizza been eaten.

Beers: Still 5, we'll get there soon
Mood: That was ok pizza, I guess doggz

Rub A Dub Doaf

Beer number 5. It was a little bit anticlimactic cause I was still just eating bacon and all. I guess I was also dancing near Sachidevi. So that counts a little. Dance, dance, dance. Rolling around all crazy. Man Schoolyard showed up and he is on a mothafuckin rollL!

Schoolyard, may I interview you for the live blog?
Schoolyard: I'm drunk. This day is called Newman's.
Schoolyard, how far are you in.
Schoolyard: 8.
Schoolyard, your stomach suggests that you are 8 in. Well done sir.
Schoolyard: My stomach suggests that I need to drink more.

That man is a hot man.

Riggity.

Beers: 5
Mood: Gotta drink some mo beers

Situation beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer
Dancing Near Sachi Beer

Bacon and Granola

For this beer, the fourth, I will be eating bacon and granola at "Funkytown." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So apparently the thing to do is making a beer staff. Faust has them, and Val, so you know they're cool... Val's actually looks like a didgeridoo. He should probably just go to Australia and kill some kangaroos with a loaf. Damn, what is the observations? (sneeze) Steve Liss is wearing sunglasses. Robert Mc(sneeze)(sneeze)Gibbon is just(sneeze) being a crazy dude. Matt Alexander is talking about Tim Tebow (sneeze). Fucking allergies. Fuck fuck fuck. Shit, time to stop typing and start drinking (sneeze).

Yo doggs what if Newman's Day was Easter! Travis just assured me that Newman's Day will never be on Easter because the "vernal equinox" will never be that late. Sounds like an STD. I mean, damn.

Smargon has some armpit hair. I mean, riggity riggity.

I ain't allow no other editors, Yezril! Dang, drinking these beers is less fun than talking about them. Drink drink time! Da Gubnah! He's here! Yo Gubnah can I get my funky tank?

Doggs I am thinking that vests are underrated. Think about that. They cover yo ass, they look real nice, and they let you show off them arms. Them sexayayay arms! Yeah yeah I won the walkie talkies at the Geography Bee. We got second. Let's not talk about that shit. It was not proper.

The questions were stupid. I don't want the Geography Bee in the live blog.

(remember, I've been forced to type everything I say)

Beer four in the books! Let's publish this shit.

Beers: 4
Mood: Bacon

Tally of Situation Beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer

Vest Man!

Man doggs I am wearing the most vests. Oh yeah! Now we're leaving. We couldn't leave cause T-Pain got ahead of me by a beer so I had to get my beer on while wearing funky vests. Also apparently while I was changing shorts Steve said "Gavin, I know exactly what your dick looks like." Ok! That was at 2.5 beers. Perhaps at 24...I don't even know doggs. I don't even KNOW. I mean, dang. 3 beers down, 21 to go. Let's get some fuckin' food.

Beers: 3
Mood: I'm wearing a fuckton of vests

Shower Power

Here's what goes with a shower? Beer! Yes. Beer. Ok! So we're up to two, and about to head out to a wonderful place that we will call "Funkytown," to protect its real name. Riggity. Oh that's gonna be tough. That last sentence makes no sense in context. But apparently I have to write everything I say. Damn. Wait, so we're going soon right? I have to put pants on. Damn doggs damn.

Apparently I burped and it echoed through the whole bathroom. No, Steve, I didn't smash it on my ass. Now that's a fun one.

Rub a dub doaf. See y'all at Funkytown.

Beers: 2
Mood: Jubilant as a ball-ninja

Zombie, Zombie, Zombie!

Beer number one is out of the way, after a rousing chorus of Zombie! 5 minutes a beer, so if we keep that pace we'll be at 24 by about 2! No problem!

Alright. T-Pain was all "I gotta get some food in me," so he is getting his chips on. That's why he's our treasurer, folks. He is a wise dude. Me, I'm still waking up and adjusting to the fact that I can barely see out of my right eye. But who needs it!

Beers: 1
Mood: Optimistic (don't you be all grumpy!)

Gettin' Up Late, Startin' Off Great!

Damn doggs but we were the tired dudes. Trying to get up at 9 turned into trying to get up at 10 turned into trying to get up at 11....30. But me and T-Pain, we out of bed, we feeling red, we're getting beers in our head. Time to drink beer Number ONE!

Beers: 0
Mood: Let's get this started, bitchez! That's not a mood...

Riggity Riggity Roosta!

So tomorrow is Funky Newman's Day, and since hopefully the only people reading this will be Princetonians, I certainly don't need to say what that is. We're going to be getting our drank on,our dance on, our funk on and, dare I say it, our junk on.

So I thought I'd make a running diary blog sort of thing on this glorious day, just all saying what's going on, reporting on the news of the dudes and all what it is.

See you tomorrow, doggs.

-Gavin
Beers: 0
Mood: Funky man, funky town