yeahi defintely did it

i defimntely did it i'vejust been playhing guitar hero i meanwho knows for like a wjhile nowi mean whatever.

tomorrow i willreconvene and figureout this shit.

fratty,

ok maybe i hab done some shit

i was sitting there wiating for epoelp to be doine wh=ith blgoging i have to fiish to sprocle sarah is going waway then she will sprocle. agela wil spprocle also i can't spell for shit what the fuck wht the fuck is toing on. seriosly you fuckin g dif waffles. damn.

ok. hee it is, sporcle.

uo yououoyosdyg

proesent
Beers: 24
Pees: 12
Mood: sarah and angela sprolce i mean y es
Music: IT WAS A GOOID DAY- ICE CUBE


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
Beer 22: Winning at J with nick and some shit I don't even know and watching sarah and everyone play some call of duty i mean fratty (8:32)
bEER 23: Drinking with Angela Howard and talking about Ice Cube today was a good day and also Ming and also literally I am a giant joke and I think they know but that's ok because eerything is fucking rad today was a good day. (9:00)
Beer 24 jesus christ watching sp[rcle say anything whatever (9:30) whatever

yes

stream of consciousness this shit do

but i am stream of consciouness this shit do. yo anglea what is ahpenning i ma tayping the shit out of this. Y t pain he saw the picutre of t ewart he is slepping what a ginat fucker. he is salssep. dick. waffle.

dickwaffe

hey wil you are so rad. wil you know how rad you are. liz kunze she' spretty fucking rad i mean god damn. angela you are rad yes.

i am thinking about all the things it is rudikcknig fucking live blog stream of consiocnes ness that shit K WEEKS TRAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNf cuk wit me. she isn't even here what the fuck is that

yo angela guess what i am thinknig about


ben yao guesses sex

he is not quite correct y0o udick waffle

angela guess what i am thining about

toureetews i might have tourettes dude were like dude yoy umigfht have tioouretst i am typhign this shit i liuterallly don't even kmnow

angela guess what i am thinking of. i am thnking of some thi.t

greg jennings or leoshi

no niehter of them fuck wit me


wil kain

antoine dodson

none of them none

the capital of mauritisu is port fucking luis you dick wwaffles


yes

yes
yess'

ctaully anglela. i take it ack,. i don't kinwant eiple to guess what i am thinknign about, becaus i am thinknig about eabbits rabbits are fucking rad as shit rabbitws rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbi trabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit fuck thiss shit rabbit rabbit rabbit i love ebabbits i love some rabiggbts RABBITS

i can'[tt rtype this shit about rabbits anyomre god damn.

FUCK YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSS

rabbits this shit wk is the second or third sexiest person o princetn['s campus

he knows he knows rabbi8t rebb i erabbirt rabitt rabbitt rabbbbbbbbbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit

hw athw tahsta yes yes

F8UCK THIS SHIT

RABBIT

I AM DONE FOR THE NEXT TWO MINTUES YOU DICK WAFFLE

Beers: 23
Pees: 12
Mood: i'm typing the shit out of a man
Music: IT WAS A GOOID DAY- ICE CUBE


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
Beer 22: Winning at J with nick and some shit I don't even know and watching sarah and everyone play some call of duty i mean fratty (8:32)
bEER 23: Drinking with Angela Howard and talking about Ice Cube today was a good day and also Ming and also literally I am a giant joke and I think they know but that's ok because eerything is fucking rad today was a good day. (9:00)
Beer 24 i am opening i will say it later

angela me and you are talking about some shit

ok let 's talk about shit

angela what are we saying you go first. hmm she says i am transcribing the shit out of what angela says because she is rad as hell and i respect the fuck out of her. question. would you rather have to do newman's day for the rest of your life or be percieved as a locomotive...i would rather be the locomotive. balls.

LOk. Angela Howard. Would you rather climb Mount Kilimanjaro, or go on a romantic week long cruise with brian bruce. she's climbing the mountain. BUT SHE PUT S THE TEAM ON HER BCACK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


fratttttttttty

but

iu am vulnerable as shit.

that is what i said dick waffle.
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balls.

angela says if i had to give up one of the follwoing games what would it be...sett;ers pr s[pr;ce/ o cm
t evem tu[e tjos jsot/

Ba;;s.

I would give up settlers because sporcle is so fucking adaptranle i would know this shit and i could not give it up ok i love settlers but sporcle is so adaptable balls my phone

ok i'm calling ryab ngodamn it.

yes he bettera nsywer

ih anglea don't know what i am thinikg you know what i am thinking balls panda balls never ever ever ever

yes!

Beers: 23
Pees: 12
Mood: i'm typing the shit out of a man
Music: IT WAS A GOOID DAY- ICE CUBE


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
Beer 22: Winning at J with nick and some shit I don't even know and watching sarah and everyone play some call of duty i mean fratty (8:32)
bEER 23: Drinking with Angela Howard and talking about Ice Cube today was a good day and also Ming and also literally I am a giant joke and I think they know but that's ok because eerything is fucking rad today was a good day. (9:00)

sorry i have been a bother yall

i am making some weird sounds

god damn iu am making some weird sounds the people in the cluster they don't knlw they dont' know about the streange sounds i can make. shit. angela howard. fuck that. she is so rad. i dig her fucnky as. the most. the most The she is the raddiest MING MING MING MING MING MING MING MING MING MING I AM TYPING THE NAME MING god you guys do not want me to think abou t you that mcuh. Sorry. I am doing that. You don'tk neven know . I thik you do acutlaly well shit.\

Balls.

That's wa whole paragraph to itself abut balls. Liz Kunze is bird bird bird birds bifrd birde bired bird bird i am misseplling bird. That sucks. God why is everyone doing the shit. Battle axe that shit. Battle axe. Battle axe. Batle axe. Batle xae. i can't spell for shit. damn.

ok/. let's see how this shit publishes this balls ass shit balls hey .

Beers: 22
Pees: 11
Mood: god i love this shit
Music: Little Lion Man- Mumford and Sons again cause i love them


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
Beer 22: Winning at J with nick and some shit I don't even know and watching sarah and everyone play some call of duty i mean fratty (8:32)

i am the james joyce of fuckingshit everywhere god fucking damn you dick waffle ames jaoyce i forgot the j fuck you j

culd they be any more rad

i played some j and nick and i beat some men i literally dont' even remember i dont know hey ryan i talked to the besk earlier and she thought eveyrhing was fratty. kt was rad. now i am drinknig more and i will have more alchool form the berrs sarah she is playing call of duty fratyt.

Alan Kuregere is a man. I spelled shit wrong. fuck. i splled the shit wrong. Yo let's talk bout daenerys targaryen and let's not spoil anything ok let';s not spoil anything. rfratty.

i will almost drink abeer. rad.


Beers: 22
Pees: 11
Mood: god i love this shit
Music: Little Lion Man- Mumford and Sons again cause i love them


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)
Beer 22: Winning at J with nick and some shit I don't even know and watching sarah and everyone play some call of duty i mean fratty (8:32)

AND I WILL HOLD ON HOPE AND I WON'T LET YOU CHOKE

god dmamn ilove mumford and sons we have been sitting in a chair listening to thsose bugys guys god damn they are good and i am aobut to finish hear ing my 21swt beer god they are so good i am sorry again everybody i mean damn yes yes yes yesyeyse god they are good sooog

little lion man so good so good so good so good

Beers: 21
Pees: 10
Mood: i hope i'm not being too annoiying . fratty.
Music: Little Lion Man- Mumford and Sons


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)
Beer 21: Little Lion Man!!!!!!!!!! (8:11)

I am watching some dudes

Now I am watchign people play call of duty this is stream of consciousness. I see sarah and ben krugeer and t ewart and all the man they are playing fine k weeks is here and zoe and aly and catie and everyone and fuck it is rad.

god i am smliling about all this shit how fucking rad am i so rad.

Hey Justin Alderis. How the heck are you? "I'm kind of unhappy." GHe;s trying to log into sometihng literally I have no idea he will go do it dudes will tell him. I nmean whaterever.

I think XCarl is asleep upstairrs. Maybe bethy will come here that owuld be rad. Sarah is playing a game intently I see her next to me playing a game intently stpo sucking.

No you are not sucking this is the game of the place of the time. I am thinking and I am itchy drinking more beer. Let us finish this one. Let us drink. Yeah nothing is different about this part but fuck that shit it is rad as a hat as a hat as a man

Beers: 20
Pees: 10
Mood: god i am rad she is rad we are rad everyone is rad
Music: The Cave again- Mumfoord and Sons


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)

fine i lost that shit

i was rying and i played cornhole with t pain but he is the great cornholio i lost now i am in the roomn colleen is lsleeping ruyan is playing so is ben ad sarah an =d te wart and k weeks is working it is fratty fratty i a snilngg yeahahhahasghasohg

we olost, teime to get nore beer. monre beer iut is the place of a man of a man of a man of a man of a bird,

bird.

Beers: 20
Pees: 10
Mood: god i am rad she is rad we are rad everyone is rad
Music: The Cave again- Mumfoord and Sons


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)
Beer 20: Losing at cornhole to t pain i mean damn (7:48)

waiting to play some cornhole

i have been waitingn to play ocrnhole now i am sitting in a call of duty match there are people playng yes i am smiling yes i am rad as shit i do'nt gie a fuck there are all the thigns happening my face is red as ass. panda.

I'm blogging my thoughts. Blogging all the things. Faust says fuck. Faust says a man. Faust says a bird bird bird.

Drink a man i want to play cornhle i will play some dinfihs gthis ebbeer finish it

Beers: 19
Pees: 9
Mood: smiling like a giant mcgude
Music: Carol of The Bells (sung to the tune "Fratty as a man")


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)
Beer 19: Oop[s I played Call of duty when i should have been cornhole (7:26)

shoot i thought i had had 19 beers actulaly 18

well i thought i had had 19 beers i guess i actually had 18 well damn i am drining more drinking amnan. Man Coleeln is here we are discussing this shit. Riggity rdue drinkinga beer fratty a s a man. fratty. I can't even say hoting, I have to finish this shit so I can drink more. I have to drink more. Drink a man drink man i want to see hahahahahahahm not gonna say what is itis

what it is what it is fratty as a man

ok i finish this beer. o i fishnihs this beer. ok i finish this beer. ok i finish this beer. finish. yes i drank that shit. time to get beer number 19 i mean dmamn where i am i what am i what is this shit i will do a thing i played guitar hero with baen yao before i only lost using the wii remote so yeah i know what to do i mean damn.

frattuy as a hat

fratty as a man

mamamnanlskghsadkoghdsaoighoasghisaoghd hat hat hat hat

I love this shit. I loe it.

Beers: 18
Pees: 9
Mood: i kinda love zoe q li and i am so hapy that she is here cause seriously platonic relationships are hard to develop am i right? damn. I swear that is not awkward cause I am hell of platonic with zoe q li she is the best, Fuckin a right. You know.
Music: White Blank Page- Mumford And Sons


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)
Beer 18: God damn I chugged a brew with Man Colleen cause I thought I was a beer ahead when I actually was not (6:56)

DUdes are eating so much dinner i can't believe

dogg dudes are eating all the dinner i want some chicketn i will eat some and i will blog later i will eat more chicken and i will have the eighteenth beer where did a person go i know what it is but i do not know what it is i will find out everyone i shaving crazy times they seem to accept that i am a crazy man i am a crazy man IDONT' GIEV E AFUCK I DON'T GIVE AFUCK

fratty.

fratty.

hat man hat man let us tdo some more aweweomse HSHITET.

yes.

Beers: 17
Pees: 8
Mood: Garnering too much ttention but that is kinda what i do
Music: The Cave-Mumford And Sons again cause god damn they are rad


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)
Beer 17: Bothering People in The LIne For Dinner Such As Laura Bock (6:30)

Oh yeah laura bock is here. fratty.

Man Colleen She Crazy

God damn i be talking to man colleen and k weeks train they be crazy they be crazy they be what the hell be i doing yes this shit is rad as ass. Yes this shit. Yes this shit. Dudes I hear the dudes this is a short post I hear the dudes. I will get back to tehm


Beers: 16
Pees: 8
Mood: Yes I feel so fucking rad
Music: Build The Moon-Charlotte Sometimes


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)
Beer 16: Being all crazy with Man Colleen Beer (6:05)

Playing so much cornhole

I mean goddman Angela Howard and I won some cornhole against all the people mostly sarah and gabe so ha! I drank fifteen beers now I have to drink some more now it is hot out now I can't believe how not drunk I am this is strange.

Perhaps we will eat now. Eatin ga bird with aman. Troiein is there more beer in the fridge. Troein says there is. That is rad. I am happy about it. There will be plenty of beer. So I will go downstairs and blog later. Rad aws shist. It is so hot up here.

Beers: 15
Pees: 7
Mood: Jesus Christ it is so hot why is it so hot
Music: Little Lion Man- Mumford And Sons


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)
Beer 14: Playing hella cornhole with Angela Beer (5:09)
Beer 15: Jesus Christ am I fucking sweaty Beer (5:24)

Colleen attests to that I am sweaty. Damn that is not rad.

Finally Class Is Over

I mean damn finally class is over so I am back to Charter and god damn is it hot. I was outside watching dudes play cornhole now nobody is playing corn hole I do not know what we will do. I have a thought of what to do but I do now know what it will be. I do not know. I know that I should drink more eber probably. I would play a game I guess but what is it>

Yes.

Beers: 13
Pees: 7
Mood: eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Music: Closing Time- Semisonic


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)
Beer 13: Watching Dudes Play Cornhole Beer (4:42)

Soon It Will Be Time To Get Back To Drinking

I've been sitting here. Orf has been japhinging.happneing. There was some game about buying books. Daniel Dix did well. Ben Yao did well. I ddn't do well enough. I mean, whatever. These things happen. I peed again. I will count it. I wil return after 12 beers and 7 pees. I talked to some dudes. And some ladies. I talked to a thing about a bird and a bird about a man and a man about a thing. It happens. Happen man hat.

We will do this. Time. Time is off the essence. I want to play cornhole. I want to...yes. I want to all things. I want all things and all life and all crazy hat man. Yes. Beautiful.

Let me see what I can type without looking at all. The following paragraph will be typed not looking at the screen.

Ok here we go. I am not looking at the screen. I am also not going to edit things ery much. ometimes I will edit things but most of the time tim I will not. Shoot I typed something wrong there. But I am not looking so that is rad. I have things memoriazed. I want to play fifa. I want to play cornhole. I want to....hahahahha I want to this and that and yes and hi. I have to figure out the day of the plan. I want to eat ice cream later. I want to eat chips later. I want to eat sushi later. I want to eat dinner later. I will eat a thing about a bird. We are talking about things and orf is still happening and I want to go back and drink more. I have 13 beers left to go and less than 8 hours. I a ma little behind, but I will catch up. I have faith in this shit for madden. We true.

12 beers. 7 pees. When I finish beer 133 I will return to the description. I may have misse d Zoe beer. ZOe beer last year was 12. I miss Zoe. Hopefully I will see her later because she is rad and last year Newman's day was when we became friends, I am still typing without lookin gat the screen. I can see where the letters are in my mind. That is fratty. Zoe Q Li The Funk. Rad as a hat. One more thing. Mary Catherine Bartlett can be rearranged to spell The Intractable Martyr. Also I am going to miss those juniors. I thin kthey know who i will miss, I mean I will miss all of them but I mean yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hat. Bifrd.

Hat bird. Hat. Hat bifrd. Soon we will leave yes? I want to be done with orf i mean damn. NBA playoffs? Yes? Maybe?

is it reasonable to pee during orf?

I do not know but I think I will find out. I have been sitting here reading articles about the NBA and waiting for ORF to be over. Now I am going to sneak away and pee. There are things on the board. This pee will be number seven. I will remember that. I am sobering up so that when I return to Charter I can drink more. This will be 25 today. At 12 now, there is still time.

Ok this is kind of a joke

These prices are independent! I mean, at least they seem that way! We have no idea what's going on. I made 276. Michael made 274.5 But the thing is, he knows what he's doing and I'm drunk as shit. So that really does not make logical sense. Now Ilya is up there in a fancy man suit. Talking to us. Here comes Ben Yao in a pink shirt. That's pretty rad. I like his shirt more than I like grape jelly. Grape jelly kinda blows.

Ben yao you can have plenty of shout outs.

Now we sit here for an hour? damn. I want to dri nk more beer. But I have to wait a while. Unfortunately Warren Powell is sitting there all professorial like and Ben yao is returning. Now we sit, and we wait,

NO change in beer or anything like that. We did all that. Dang.

ORF. ORF OROFOFF

we're doing tthis textbook shit again

i am in orf class doing this textbook selling shit again fortuntaely the excellent mr. weylandt is cool with me being drunk off my ass so we can sell books to each other. It is pretty rad. I think I am the seller and he is the buyer. WE are buying books from each other for a price between 40 and 100 dollars. LET'S FIND OUT WHAT IT IS. I am woefully unprepared for this lecture.

Ben Yao just asked if I am blogging from Orf. damn right i am.

damn right. Man I think I did terribly. Michael is being very kind to me in my impaired state.

The profit I earned was let me add this up: 276 over 15 runs for an average of 18.4. I am a little bit slow at math today. It could be because I"ve had twelve beers. Competing explanations are in the mix, but they seem irrelevant. Maybe we will switch this up. Let's go now. Let's GO NOW.

Ilya is up there. Ilya is a huge badass. I like Ilya back from ORF 309 days. whaty a man what a man I do not want to be in ORf right now. God.


Beers: 12
Pees: 6
Mood: Jubilant about being in ORF 418 cause why the fuck not
Music: Bicycle Race- Queen. Thank you Michael.


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)

time to go to fucking class

the funk who is amazing seems to have been requesting more blog posts so i will post more when i get to class i mean dman we have been playing sporcle ok i have had twelve beers time for an hour and a half hiatus while i go to class and sober up then it is back to the grind.

God today is awesome. I love this and I love it all.

Beers: 12
Pees: 6
Mood: Can I sober up for ORF? Let's fucking find out.
Music: Sigh No More-Mumford And Sons


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)
Beer 12: Geography Sporcle With Faust Beer (2:56)

chilling with sachi on the patio

So I chilled with sachi on the patio and we had a conversation about life and existence and rad things and houseparites and next year and how i am going to miss people. i am erally going t miss them. sad face. like seriously whoa.

But ok. Todayis about being happy. And being happy is about I finished eleventh beer. Soon I have to go To ORF. I will finish 12 beers before orf and i will come back at 430 and it will be fratty. Fratty as a man. Right now is kinda tame but things will get rad at like 5 I have faith.

Holy balls it is hot out. Heh. Haha. I have a plan to do a thing with a bird with a man.

All fucking day. All J all day. When class is over I will play things with men.

AND I WILL HOLD ON HOPE AND I WON'T LET YOU CHOKE ON THE NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK HOLY FUCK MUMFORD AND SONS RULE SO HARD. i love them i love all the things i am smiling about everything. hahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa. i know the shame in your defeat. ...heh.

Beers: 11
Pees: 5
Mood: like thinking back on all this shit do
Music: The Cave-Mumford And Sons


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)
Beer 11: On The Patio With Sachi Beer (2:30)

Bouncing that thing

well we played some carry on wayward son and i guess it was rad we did that. now i have had ten beers. fifteen more to go. I am chatting with man-Robert about things like he is going to Stanford I mean dang. Hat. Things are going to change. Kinda sad. But today is awesome.

Robert is talking about girl scouts I don't eve nknow. Faust went to give T pain some beer or some shit or WHATEVER. We have almost exactly ten hours left, I have almost exactly fifteen beers left. This is the pace I wanted. This is the man pace. What should we do know? No, I don't know all about girl scouts. I ain't gonna quote shit you nat man. This only makes sense if you know that I am talking to Robert about girl scouts. I can type this shit without looking look at how fratty I am I can type all this shit without loooking at the keyboard holy balls I am fratty. I cannot see the keyboard at all Robert says I am so fratty because I am typing this shit without looking ths ong goeds somethign oh that shit meet new friends but keep the old one is silver and the other is gold look at this typing shit you motherfuckers. God I am rad as fuck right now. God damn. I do this shit I am not even looking at the screen. I do it for Madden. That is fratty. I love this shit.

But. I put the team on my back do. you can't stpo me. Cross the plane. Touchdown. Look at me typing this shit do. I hae had ten beers I am not looking at the keyboard scout's honor man robert and I type this shit let's go nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


Beers: 10
Pees: 4
Mood: holy balls i can type pretty well whie not looking at the screen
Music: Carry On Wayward Son- Kansas


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)
Beer 10: Carry On Wayward Son Beer (2:05)

Watching Men Play Call of Duty

Ok I'm just sitting here watching men play call of duty. This is the part of the day where it is so important to pace oneself and not be a huge goon man. I kinda want to be a goon man. OH y eah ryan just put on Wkae up by the Arcade Fire. Rad as shit!

K Weeks is over there all doin cos like a man. Awesome.

Biddies.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ah ah ah ah oh. That doesn't really go so well wihout the music there do it. Damn.

I would like to finish beer 9 by 1:30. But I don't really have a description for it yet. What is the description for it? I think I will have to think of one. I know! I will go bother people in the cluster for a few minutes and drink the beer then. Be right the fuck back.

Beers: 9
Pees: 4
Mood: cryptic awesome
Music: Wake Up-Arcade Fire


Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)
Beer 9: Getting Ready To Play Things With Faust While Dudes Are In Class Beer (1:29)

Turned Out Chop suey is kinda hard

Faust and i tried to play some rock band and it didn't go so hot. Dudes are playing cal of duty and my computer is so hot. God is the hot computer. It is hot as a man.

I don't know what to do I guess I will drink some more beer. We need to keep an appropriate pace going because we have less than eleven hours left. I have ORF at 3, that should be MAN INTERESTING. PROBABLY. Men have class at 1:30, that is unfortunate. Men will be sort of doing their thing for a while and we'll reconvene I guess? reconvene like a hat man.

I htink I will go downstairs for a minute with a beer and see what I can see there. I also have to pee for a fourth time. Shit. Shit panda.

Yo game of thrones is so pimp. Also so is Elias Sanchez Eppler. What a bad ass. I love that man. Hey Elias.

Beers: 8
Pees: 3
Mood: On the Train of Pace Of Man Of Bird Of Town
Music: I Whip My Hair Back And Forth- Willow Smith. Actually though.

Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)
Beer 8: Rock Band Beer (1:05)

TIME TO PLAY SOME UGITAR HERO

WE tae some lunch. We had some lunch. I played bananagrams with Sarah and Andy Lai and jennifer tse and all the people who play bananagrams. It was reasonably rad. Now I think Faust and I will play Guitar Hero.

I just saw K Weeks Train! That is so fratty! She is the frattiest. Literally. God she is fly. Rad as a man! Rad rad rad. Love that shit. Let's go now.

Ok I will blog at a time and a place now it is time to guitar hero a MAN. I love this shit.

Beers: 7
Pees: 3
Mood: Smiling sheepishly like a huge biddie, also K weeks Train!
Music: Carol Of The Bells

Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)
Beer 7: Bananagrams Beer (12:38)

Lunch For A Man!

It is team to eat lunch. I have peed twice. Perhaps soon it will be thrice. We will update the blog after lunch. It is the time. Beer seven will happen during lunch.

Not Sucking All The Day!

Yo I totally just did something useful how rad is that kliling some men. Not bad. Ok it is almost noon and I am almost done with six beers. This is the pace of the men! Not so bad! Let's do this shit.

We;re still playing call of duty. It does kind of get boring cause I"m so bad at it. But whatever. Having a hat of time.

Arcade Fire are so good. So so good. I like this day. It is a good day. Oh, but I had to pee. Damn. Breaking that seal like a man breaking a seal making seal noises.

Beers: 6
Pees: 1 (*about to be 2 oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiit)
Mood: Yeah I'm bad at Call of Duty, fine you hat men
Music: Ready To Start- Arcade Fire

Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)
Beer 6: Call of Duty Beer (11:54)

Rockin' Some Men In The Town With A Bird!

Man0Ryan and I beat T Ewart and Carl of Duty 81 to 27. I mean, how about that. Playing some J with a man. Now I have had five beers. Six by noon, that's the goal. Six if by noon, one if by sea, two if by FUCK YOU PAUL REVERE. Hat.

God I have to pee, it's coming on inexorably. Soon it has to happen. I just want to stavev it off like a man staving off a thing. Still we are optimistic. Still we can do this. Still it isn't even twelve in the day. Last year we had just woke up. Today we are in the five beer range. I have had the five beers. That is fine. One fifth done. Twenty to go. Soon I will stop caring about fixing my typos. But right now I want to sound rad. And rad I will sound.

Beers: 5
Pees: 0
Mood: Hey Lily!
Music: Suburban War again cause it's so damn fratty- Arcade Fire

Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)
Beer 5: Absolutely Rocking Dudes With Ryan Beer (11:20)

Rough Nuggets For Me And Man-Robert

Rough Nuggets. Carl and Ryan got two victories on against us, mostly because I'm a huge goon who takes too many J's. Sorry Man-Robert. Hat Hat Hat hat.? Carl and Robert are discussing some shit over there. Who knows? Who knows what's going on. Robert is going to class soon. Shit I already have to pee? It's not even eleven! This is going to be a hell of a day. Fourth beer was finished during the J game, and now I have to figure out what to do next. Should probably write a column at some point. Hm.

Dudes need to get their game on right now. In some capacity. Is the pace decent? The pace is decent.

Beers: 4
Pees: 0
Mood: Damn we lost at J
Music: How I Could Just Kill A Man- Charlotte Sometimes

Beers:

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)
Beer 4: Me And Man-Robert Lost Beer (10:45)

Golly do I blow at Call of Duty

I'd started to forget how much I absolutely suck at this game. So so bad. I had like five kills, Carl and Ryan had like 19 and 20. Rad. As . Ass. Now we might do something else perhaps? I would totally play some J. So would Ryan and Carl? We're gonna play Old J! Fratty as a man! Time to crack open beer four.

Beers: 3
Pees: 0
Mood: I'm liking this J situation.
Music: The Cave- Mumford and Sons

Beers: No update needed (they will be updated when I finish one)

HORNDOGG

T Ewart and I got our old school J on with the 76ers also known as Horndogg. Picked up a 57-53 win over the computer with a combined 54 steals. This is how we do. Drinking some beers as well, almost done with number three. After this, there will be 22 beers left from 14 hours. That sounds kinda like cricket! Fratty. I love cricket.

Cricket as a man. Men are shooting each other in call of duty. I have a feeling that is going to be happening a lot today. A funky funky lot. I kinda get bored in Call of Duty, but that's ok. Oh maybe we'll have tournaments! Tournaments would be fucking boss.

I'm in a great great mood. So much better than I have been in other iterations of the live blog.

Beers: 3
Pees: 0
Mood: Still got it from J
Music: Sweet Disposition- The Temper Trap

Beer Track: (#, description, time of finishing)

Beer 1: Shower Beer (8:00)
Beer 2: Bacon Beer (9:35)
Beer 3: Horndogg Beer (9:55)

Grapefrude!

I ate two grapefruits. God damn I do like me some grapefruit. Also lots of bacon. Also a second beer. That beer has to do with bacon. Now it is 9:36, T Ewart is in a mood of a man that wants to go do a thing. I think that thing is get his funky hair cut. I intend to keep mine nice and swizzee because I think it is nice currently.

Perhaps a quick game of J will occur? T Pain is off somewhere probably xueing the zhongwen? xiongwen? I forget how to spell that shit. Oh no! What a gaffe.

Gaffe and a half. Iuzzolino!

Beers: 2
Pees: 0
Mood: Ebullient as an ass-clown hat fire
Potions.
Music: Church- T-Pain

Call of Duty, Ben And Jerry's, What Is This Shit

After waiting for Man-Ryan to get ready, we've made the trek out to find T. Ewart and Man-Robert in the midst of a hearty game of Call of Duty. First casualty of the day are my chips, which were gone in a hot minute because they taste so damn good. Time to drink some beer and eat some ice cream. Yum.

Wait, is that bacon we're discussing? Does this mean we might eat bacon? This needs to be investigated.

Beers: 1
Pees: 0
Mood: Hey, how about bacon?
Music: Come On Eileen- Dexy's Midnight Runners

Shower With A Stone, You'll Never Walk Alone!

The title of this post reminds me a tad too much of Kunle tweeting about Liverpool, but that's just how I feel about the smooth taste of Keystone Light. Took a shower, drank a stone, crushed it against my ass ineffectively, you know how I do. One beer down, 24 to go. At sixteen hours left, that's a beer and a half per hour. That's eighteen ounces of beer per sixty minutes, so .3 ounces of beer per minute. That puts this into perspective of absolutely nothing.

Well, now it's probably time to put pants on. God I'm excited. Outfit for the day: fratty Newman's tank, garish purple vest, sweatpants, and, of course, the TRUE hat, maybe the greatest present I have ever received. It's up there.

Man-Ryan just woke up and is getting his funky shower on, so I'll wait for his rude ass before making the trek out. Hm...maybe I'll go to the U-Sta and get some chips. THERE ARE NO RULES ABOUT HOW MANY CHIPS YOU CAN EAT.

Yeah...I want some chips.

Beers: 1
Pees: 0
Mood: Motherfucking yes I am ready
Music: Suburban War- Arcade Fire

Newman's Day 2011: A Day Late

And so it has come full circle. The Newman's Day blog, started one year and one day ago, once again returns to chronicle the attempts of myself and various other individuals to drink 24 beers in a day. Only, because of things such as Easter and T-Pain's parents and the ridiculous proposition that you can earn 700 dollars by playing the trumpet for some church dudes, we're doing it a day late. April 25th. And 25 means 25 beers.

Right now I'm feeling optimistic as a man, here at 7:38, although my speakers are being weird. Time to get in the shower, head on out, and get this show on the road. Getting an early and surly start is important this year, after last year's debacle of waking up at like 11:30 and trying to catch up too early. Slow and steady wins the race, at least that's what all the tortoises say. And if you can't trust tortoises, who can you trust?

Beers: 0
Pees: 0
Mood: So good (so good!)
Music: Sigh No More- Mumford and Sons

Quick Recap

Countless bags of kettle corn. A decent amount of kettle chips. At least 10-15 cups of tea. 28 shots of Ketel One in 13 hours. A day indeed.

AHhg.

I don't think this blog will ever be as good as it was on Newman's Day. The authenticity is difficult to recreate, and usually when I get to the state of drunkenness that will lead to the craziest rants, I don't really feel like tyuping them, or I'm falling asleep, or I'm so incoherent I can't make myself understood, etc. I do always enjoy trying.

I don't know. But I"m going to consider last night a success until someone tells me otherwise.

Madden I'm fcking done

I am a huge mcduge. Mcgude. I ';m done. I am blogging madden all day i changed a thing, it is better that way. It was about being a huge mcgude. All. Space. Fucking. Space. Day. Period.

Al dda. all day. Niht doggs.

Night doggs. All day.

All Space Fucking SPace Day Period

I am stasnding here. I have had 2y7 drinks, Yews. I wil haveing some more. Awesome. I have had a thing. I know. I now iI cuk. I know I suck. I didn the thing about sucking. THat Hpepend. Now it is over. NOw i Iwil doin thing about hot sucking. Not sucking, People think I 'don't suck ,THey rae kind. I love them. DOn't worry. Matthew Sanyour did a blog. THat is aseweome. I want to J. I want o tdrown my sorrows in everyohe. Stop. Stipo. Stop. I love the men and the women and all the thigns.

I am happy. Stop. I am happy. I promise.

Yes.

Mood: All Space Fukcign Space Day.
Song: SOmeDay You Will Be Loved- Death Cab For Cutie
Stop it . ALl Day. I love the woerld.
Let's J.

Dispatches From the Front

Our heroic protagonist has surpassed his stated goal of twenty, amounting twenty-three victories in the ongoing campaign. Morale remains high, and losses have been surprisingly low, with a relatively high level of lucidity and self-awareness maintained under the circumstances. We may speculate this proficiency is due in part to the long time-frame involved, as well as the subject's elevated tolerance and rapid metabolizing of the various and sundry kettled goods, be they corn, chips, tea, or distilled spirits.
Gavin has remained the soul of generosity and kindness, even apologizing for his victories in the contests of skill into which he has entered, despite his impaired state, and has nevertheless subsequently prevailed. While the bulk of our forces have been engaged in feats of electronic athletic excellence in jam and the like, while the illustrious Mr. Pfander has been absorbed in his own private avian war on his telephone, with Aly cheering him on every step of the way. Our efforts to reunify this splinter cell with the main body of our army have been met with failure thus far, but we remain hopeful for future reunification.
Although this has been said already by our primary author, it bears repeating. Therefore in conclusion, dear reader, despite the large turnout that has joined us to support and celebrate this special occasion, one cannot help but think of those who could not be with us this day - indeed, all day, in the words of Gavin. Robert and Catie, so close yet so far, Will and Jaxi, wheresoever they are, Steve, who was here but briefly, Ryan, on his adventures in the Windy City, and all our other friends who surely would have enjoyed this time with us, we are thinking of you.

In a special nod to our correspondent in Chicago, take these words to heart during your time there:

"You wanna know how you do it? Here's how; they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?"
-Malone (Sean Connery) from 'The Untouchables'

Yours,
-Bombadil

Twenty Two Yes I Know

I went to places I should not go. I talked to people I should nt talk. I drank thngs I should not drink. But i tis rad and excellent and all day.

22. And MOre to come.

Most definitely. I love J and I will play more J, Do a thing. Everyone is saying a thing about Ryan I wish he was here it would b erad if he was here.
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Yes.

Yes.

Most definiltely.

Mood: I am doing a thing. I will live all night.
Song: How I Could Just Kill A Man- Charlotte Sometimes
All. Day.
McGude? Yes.
All. Fucking. Day.
Funk: She's playing J. Rad.

It is diffulc t to win at j when all the odds are stacked

It is difficult to win at J when all the odds are stacked against you. I wa splyaing a game it was me and Rodrigo against Chantel and Jose and I was not allowed to score or steal the ball from Chantel. We lost by two. Freatty. That is ok beacuse now I will blog about a thing but I love playing J I will play later I will. Hahatat ah. I have had a number of shots I think I iwll have some more. My head is odiong at a thing.

I love romans. I love.... ahhsadghag.

All. Space. Fucking. Space. Day. Period.

I would like to play J but I will play later. Sup doggs. Huge schulsta. Huge schlusta. I can't really leave here. It is 11. It is a man. I llike it. I like it a lot.

I am happy, Travis. Travis asked me how I am. I am well. I am not insane. But I have had a number of drinks. It is approximatelyu 21`. I liekt ath. I wil j later. I will drunk now. All . Fay.. Day. I will make some more kettle corn. I have thought about things. I did the thigns They were not necessarily the right thinsg buts oviously. Aly, Kettle Day lasts until I PTFO (pass the rfuck out) which will be later on. Ohiopefuly not until 2 nor 3 because I am just that awesome.

Aweaome. Cool. J. More kettle corn. I have it. I drink it. I do it.

Mood: Yes, I do it.
Song: i Saw Her Standing There- THe Beatles
Doing A thing
Kettle Status; I only have a few bags of kettle corn lft. I have had some kettle chips. I'm at 21 shots,. Aewweomse. Awesome. Do A thing.

Yes.

Laura Bock And I have still never lost

What a dominant team. Twenty shots now, All fucking day. I will go get more kettle corn. I think my blig has een boring because I havenn't don'e much nteresting. Perhaps tonight I will go all kinds of stream of consciounsessa nd be interesin. There is still time. Still time. Still time to be a man!!!!

Mood: Optimistic al day.
SOng: Make You FEel My Love- Adele cover of Bob Dylan
Kettle Status: aBOUT TO finish number 20 of ketel one. Then also so much kettle corn. OH YEHAHAHHHAHAH

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Laura Bock Scored 86 Points

I played a game of j with some people and laura bock was on my team and she scored 86 points and i scored 0 and we won 86 gto 22. hahhahaslghisag. Now I don not konw what to do but it is only 830 and i have had 16 shots and i am eating all the kettle corn, yes yes yes ye syeyse. Hi doggs.

The doggs think I am being a huge mcgude but I don't give a fuck.

Let'ws play all the games and go find all the men. Men havt. Hat. Hat. Hat. I wish I was being slightly a different ghing than I am being but can I really help it? POssible? All I know is that I am happy. All.F ucking. Day. All Dya.

Mood: Yes, I know.
Song: Little Lion Man- Mumford and Sons
Kettle Status: Over six bags of kettle corn. A lot of kettle chips. Alot of tea. Sixteen shots of vodka so far. I am a man who is doing a thing and I love it.
Yes.

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whip hair back and forth
go forth and conquer
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leave land
why do you want me to leave my land?

Men Think That I am Not Paying Attention

Well fucik those men. I pay attention to the place but sometimes Settlers is slow in a place where I would rather have Kettle Day. Ketle Day. I want to J tonight so hard core. I will J tonight.

SLowing the shit.

Wait the music stopped. we started it again. It is playing the Scientist. I love that song. It is beautiful and sad and makes me smile sadly about everyone and everything.

I am talking to the men. Dan May is here. I like Dan May. Birth of what? Birth of a nation. That's about the kU klux klan. I hate those guys. Please everyone, drink my Ketel One! I bought out for the world and I want you to have it.

Mood: Generous as an idiot man.
Song: The Scientist- COldplay
McGude? Yes. As Usual.
Doing a thing? Mostly.
Four Settlememnts? Yes.
Steve? Mostly.

Stream of consciousness. Talk man.

Hat.

Teach Me How To Kunle

I have a few settlements but eh. We are playing the game and I am losing or winning or something. There are nine people in the room. They are..yes little lion man! Little Lion Man! I love that song. I really fucked it up this time, didn't I my dear? Didn't I my dear.

Jose has longest army! Oh my! I want to J I rewally do. J J J J J J J .

Thirteen drinks. That will be good.

Love,
Oat

Ok Twist My Arm I'll Talk About Settling

Gosh T Ewart took the only place that got any ore he took a 8 ore a 4 sheep a 10 wood. Shit there is no ore left to mo. Mo. Mo. Jose he play in a place I will describe it. It has 8 whaeat and 10 wheat and 5 brick. HOW ABOUT THAT MOTHAMAN. I am playing last so T Pain is playing next. What will he place. Probably he will not place on something terrible man. Terrible, god I'm probably gonna be sheep man. SHEEP MAN.

I want to play NBA Jam. So hard. So much. I can win at that when I am the assist man. I want to play it with Qiuzhu Funk D-Wade and All Day K Weeks and Sarah Lucas Durant and also all the men (T ewart t pain u-the-fuck-lises matthew o sanyour &c.) maybe even Man-Robert.

T Pain played on 9 wheat 5 wheat 6 wood and now it be my turn twice. I decideing. Steve is here! aww yeah. I played on 3 wood 8 wheat 4 brick and also 3 brick 6 sheep 9 sheep. I AM SHEEP MAN SHEEP MAN SHEEP MAN.

Akon! And Lonely Island!

T Pain is taking a while to play because there is no ore. Why?! THere is no ore. No ore. Or brick. It is diffulc t to have them. He played on 9 sheep 10 wheat 2 sheep. That is what. Jose mena. He.!!!! I love that man. He played 6 wood 3 wood 11 ore. That is the place. T Ewart Figgity will play last pobably in a place. It was 5 wheat 11 wood 4 sheep. Now We have placed and we will play. POsts will happen when they need to happen.

Mood: I think I'm going to have an awesome night.
Song: I Just Had Sex- The Lonely Island
Kettle Status: Getting back on them kettle chips. I've had like five bags of kettle corn. So much tea. This is my eleventh drink of vodka. AWWWWW YEAH.

hey sarah guess what the score was

7 to 3. That's what it was. Now it's time to Get MY SETTLE ON!!!

After I finish this tea that's ten drinks of vodka after this shot!. Oh most definitely.

Time to visit dinner with my kettle briefly and say hello to the variou speople! Then I will have ore and wheat and sheep and wood and brick and OH YEAH...

God I'm a fucking goon man. Goon. Man! Hahahahahahah hagag.

Will she come back? No one knows! I realize, it was only just a dream!

Time to get our settle on. I be looking at the board. I see: sparse brick, I see a lot of sheep in one area, I see only one place that got ORE AT ALL. OH SHIIIIT. This is going to be boring if you odn't like of Settlers of Catan. Bu thwo doesn't love Settlers of Catan!? Oh yeah.

What. What. More kettle chips. I haven't eaten those in a while.

Mood: Is this really waht I do?
Song: Time To Pretend-MGMT
Funk: Still not here! Come on now.
McGude? Hell Fucking Yes.
All Day? All Day.
Thinking about us? Who we gon' be?
Kettle Status: Several bags have been consumed. I've probably had four by myself. I guess we'll see. I've definitely had ten shots and am about to have an eleventh. And i've had like seven cups of tea. TEA MAN>!!!!

Now they're gone, and you're wishing you could give them everythign! Or you didn't have them never. All. Day.

Hey, Soul Schlusta

Hey, soul schlusta, let's go to the U-sta. Ustore. All I do is win, win win n matter what, got money on my mind it's so annoying that my o key is barely working. We brawlers have been joined by D-FLetch and pmr knutson, both presidents of the princeton mothalickin charter club. CJ! Hey CJ! How are you> She sayus she is awesome now. What a sweet lass.

K WEeks is here she is doing a thing. That's good. I want to J with her.

J. J. J.

J. J. Redick. What's for dinner tnight? Well, nothing for me, just more and more and more jketltel corn. I'm getting bored right nw with only seven drinks. Time for an eighth. Shot! Shoot ! Shot time.

Oh. Oh now. This is so wonderful. The wonderful Michelle Luo, as she seems to want to be described, has provided me with a kettle. A kettle! Oh yeah. Oh. Yeah. And since I told Sarah earlier that anything provided to me related to a kettle or in a kettle I would have to eat or otherwise do some action related to...this could mean something bizarre. I really don't know. But I'm glad I have a kettle. I'm going to carry it around all the time now. All the time. My kettle.

JOse: "Fuckin' radishes."

Now I'm really going to do the shot. Ah Ketel One. It is delicious and smooth, and it fucking better be because it coset me so much god damn money. LIke all the money. All the moneys. Man.

Sarah says I only have had seven and a half because she had half of my tea-vodka before. you know what? If you nitpick, then I'll take you up on that. Half a shot coming right up. I need to go get another cup of tea. Be right the fuck back doggs.

Mood: A little bit tipsy, a little bit flipsy dropsy woopsy.
Song: Immigrant Song- Led Zeppelin
Quote: "Fuckin' Ice Climbers"- Jose Ulises Mena
McGude? Yes.
All. Day.
Kettle Status: Some. Eight shots. Do a thing you fucks.

\Yes.

The Fight Is On!

So for the last hour I have been distracting certain junior chemical engineers from the presentations they ostensibly have to be doing to instead play Super Smash Brothers and eat kettle corn. I am winning 4 to 3. So ha.

Yeah, I'm a goon man. Huge goon man. Deal with it.

Six shots of Ketel One in and I'm starting to feel a little bit of a head situation. I think this is good though, in that I enjoy it and perhpas it will make me more interesting of a typist. I've also decided not to correct tryupos anymore so that the blog will eventually become more authentic. Aw ketlte corn. Kettle corn. It is so delicious and I love it so well.

Pit. Pit. Pit. Mena's here! How I love that man from Costa Rica. I played all the games with him yesterday and I will play all the games with him today also. K WEeks All Day is here too. All. Day. She needs to stop doing hella work and play J with us. I mean, seriously. back to brawl.

Mood: Sigh.
Song: In My Head- Jason Derulo
Kettle Status: Enough. It's hard to calculate because I am sharing all the kettle corn. Sarah alone has probably eaten almost a bag by now. Definitely six shots of vodka. Hoping to get to twenty by the end of the night? Ambitious? Yes. POssible? We shall see.

Peace up. A Town.

REINFORCEMENTS MOTHAMAN

Me and T-Pain got our Wegmans on and I bought 20 bags of kettle corn. Should be sufficient, don't you think? Yes, I believe so. We listened to Fuck You and Secrets and In My Head and all the songs that make me want to jump up and down and be the man who jumps. Then I went to Woolworth (pronounced "hwool-hworth") and visited the fly female musicians who were totally in Phoenix's play with me: Phoenix and Rachel and Sandy and Charmaine and Sekai and Carolyn and I gave them kettle corn and kettle chips. I am glad that I met them because they are rad and I would not have except for the bizarre decision to be in a play.

Everyone (by that I mean T. Ewart and T. Pain) are getting their settle on without me. This means that I am sitting here drinking more tea (tea and vodka...is it good? I really don't know yet) and about to make more kettle corn and I am worried about my stomach. Let's see how the following conversation transpires:

Me: Hey Sarah, do you want to brawl?
Sarah: (closes computer, stands up)

I think that about says it.

Mood: The fight is on!
Song: Just A Dream- Nelly
Kettle Status: hard to keep track, but enough. Four shots so far.

All. Day.

Man It Can Be Bad To Watch Everyone Eat Gyros

Steve is eating a gyro. Gotta say, looks pretty good. And I am not allowed to eat one. Not even if cooked in a kettle. Too much of a loophole. My o key is not working well. This bodes poorly for the man-future.

Everyone be judging me for drinking drinks consisting of one shot of vodka and one cup of hot lemon tea. But you know what? It tastes good. Good like a man. Oh yeah.

Steve gets his study on so hard. So hard.

Soon we will be store men. Going to the store to buy more kettle corn. I want to have like thirty bags of it. Maybe twenty bags. Today is a real day.

What is the optimal level of sustained drunkenness for this day? Obviously "scurred ass bitch ass" level would be amazing as a hat, but that usually only lasts for about half an hour before it degenerates into a) booting, b) pathetic sniveling, or c) I DON'T GIVE A FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK. So gotta be careful. Careful or you'll hurt yourself.

Kettle Status: Almost two bags of chips and corn, three cups of tea, three shots of Ketel One.
Mood: Insipid.
Song: Careful-Guster
Funk: Nope. I should probably get rid of this one. She's going to be busy until dinner.

Hoogity.

Lunch Men

I am getting my lunch on at a table of people who are named Sarah Wellons, Big JC, yezril, T-Pain, Skim, Valeri, Michael, and Amanda. Dark Russet Kettle chips are terrible. I will not eat any more of those. Seems like T-Pain is allergic to Ketel One! That's terrible! Aw I just saw Mary Catherine Reason! Fratty. She is pretty much the fly lass at doing stuff.

Travis just said I look absolutely ridiculous in this sweater. It is an argyle sweater with a fratty tank on top. It used to belong to T-Pain but now it is too small for him. So I own it! One man's trash is another man's kettle. Or sweater.

Being a shorts man. Like Michael Gibbs. I'm hoping not to get too cold. It might be cold later. Cold man.

Kettle Status: One bag of chips, one bag of corn, two shots of vodka, one and a half cups of tea.
Mood: Really trying to slow down so I don't burn out by dinner.
Song: Fuck You- Ceelo Green

I see you driving round town eating kettle corn, and I'm like "Give me some kettle corn, you manfuck." All day.

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Chase Shots of Vodka with Hot Tea

Damn, that was pretty hot. Now I've taken one shot, and chased it with lemon tea. Lemon lemon tea. Pretty good tea. J time! So much J will happen today. Things are a little slow so far. They'll pick up at lunch.

Man Doing A Kettle

The first kettle chip has been eaten. The first snag of the day has occurred. CVS doesn't sell microwaveable kettle corn. What. The. Fuck. I bought some of that "Popcorn Indiana" which I don't believe is a real town gourmet stuff to hold me over, but I need someone to take me to the store. Anyone?

Also, Ketel One is so damn expensive. I'm about a hundred bucks in the hole already. It's ok though because it's kettle day!

Trying out different kinds of teas. So far, lemon? Hm.

Mood: Optimistic As A Man
Song: Shippin' Up To Boston- Dropkick Murphys
Funk: She's not here.
Kettle Status: N/A so far

Gettin' Up Kettle, Testin' My Mettle!

Yeah, yeah. That's probably the lamest title for a blog post by me (or many people) in a very very long time. And you're talking about a guy who had a livejournal. No, I'm not giving the link. Although people know it...shiiiiiiiiiiit. But I really wanted to start things off with "Gettin' Up Kettle" in the vein of "Gettin' Up Late, Startin' Off Great" and "Gettin' Up Early, Startin' Off Surly," and in order to get the rhyme properly I pretty much had three options: the one above, Startin' Off Settle, which would erroneously (first time I wrote innocuously...am I drunk already? This is a bad sign. Erroneous, dogg. E-fucking-rroneous) imply that I was going to immediately play Settlers of Catan (come to think of it, that's not a bad idea), or a reference to the Yankee's third basemen of the 1970s, a man named Graig Nettles. Pronounced "Greg."

That obviously wouldn't do. Plus, this day really is about testing one's strength. I'm a little tired, frankly, and my stomach is still recovering from a buffalo chicken flatbread and an entire pint of Haagen Daas from last night at about 3:30 in the morning. Will I ever learn?

Well, no. No, I won't. But I'll persevere, and eat all the things. Oh boy oh boy.

Time to shower and head to CVS. Kettle Day commences...now!

Mood: Get this stomachache out of here.
Song: Little Lion Man- Mumford and Sons.
Funk: Yes.

Kettle Day Tomorrow!

I have finished my last final exam of the Fall 2010 semester. I am 87.5% done with college. And that means: Kettle Day. Kettle Day. Kettle Motherfucking Day.

A quick refresher of the rules of Kettle Day.

I, Gavin Thomas Byrnes, declare that on the day of Monday, January 17, 2011, I will consume nothing that does not fall under one of the following five categories:

1. Kettle Corn
2. Kettle Chips
3. Kettle of Tea (if I can't actually get a kettle, just tea will suffice. cause come on, who has a kettle.)
4. Ketel One Vodka
5. Water (I don't want to get sick and ruin kettle day only a few hours in).

I will also provide ample amounts of the aforementioned food and drink to any others who wish to partake in the day's events, although I will not require any of them to abstain from other foods.

If presented with another food or idiom that contains kettles, I will act upon it (such as "a fine kettle of fish.")

I will spend the day abiding by the laws of "pot calling the kettle black" by criticizing others for my own faults and being extremely hypocritical. This could get awkward. Awesome!

I will spend most of the day in Charter, updating this blog as often as I see fit and as often as it will be spontaneous and funny. If it is not spontaneous and funny, I authorize anyone to punch me in the head or encourage further vodka consumption.

Kettle Day All Day. All Day Kettle Day. All. Fucking. Day.

See you tomorrow.

Kettle.

Mood: Jubilant
Kettle Corn Status: 0 bags
Kettle Chips Status: 0 bags
Tea Status: 0 cups
Ketel One Status: 0 drinks