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da mn doggs. i really suck sometimes. it is a thing. but. i'm still opstijicimats as a man. optimistic.

Zo She Don't Know How To Do The Title

Man we are the dancing doggs the singing doggs all fuckin day. MC Reeason I see her do the dance she dance more than she ever dance befo. Frat Mc Gufkcin Gat. We play sponge biddie. Even T Pain he be tired man but he dancing like a man who is doin a crazy thing with his lip. Look at mc reason she be dacing for real frat mcgat. Hahahahahhahahahahaha.

Where the fuck is Steve. Seriously Doggs. Thank you for the guest bloggers. They wil come back. There will be more of them.

I am a fucking mcgude. I have a thought man schlusta thought man and everyone knows that I am a joke. It involves kittens and Boondock Saints. Fuck.

Anyway. Anyway. Let us do the thing. Hahahahahahhaha. Shoving Robert They are shoving and dancing and look at that couple. Cute woman cute man cute schlustas. Cute REason and Cute Robert.

Catie: "Gavin you better not be blogging about me right now." So yeah.
Also TPain just rubbed his ass on the computer. YES THAT IS THE BEST,

There goes Faust. BHe seems tired. But I"m really not that rude. So let's get ruder. There is the copule on the coudh tgalking couchope talicih.

POh no I konw what Steve is doing frat frat frat fart frat frat frat frat.

Yeah I did. won't let me so let me se they try to shut me down on mtv.

Oh my this is crazy they are cute and practically a thing look at that dance look at the moves oh my i like this it is fratty.

Yo figgity where the fuck is qiuzhu go kiss her you rude rude rude rude rude man. There is you ass.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeh

Wee w0erere oh oh oh oh ohoh oh ohoho;
Yeah.

Oh yeah. We are dancing and singing and happy and kiss the men kiss men.

steve he wear the shirt. Steve be happy steve be happy Stebve be happy dogg happy man. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah ,Oh yeah

. Man doggs. I have the thoughts. I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish. I am close bu tno cigar ass panda panda pndapnapnadna. Willem Dafoe.

Doggs be blogging about other doggs that is the thing theihinig. Hahahhahaha. Oh yeah doggs. Hey doggs. Hey dhey.

Killers. The man killers. the Killers. Ohoh ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho JASON DERULO JASON DERULO

Joy. rude.

Baby oh oh ohohohohh. Before i love and loeav you. Loeave you. They call me heartbraker. I don't want to deceive you. If you fall for me, I'm not easy to please. I might tear you apart, told you from the start, baby from the start

IK'm only going to be a huge fucking mcgude. god i wish this had worked out. panda pndana. Ass.

the two princesses of room 3306

look at this stuff isn't it neat? wouldn't you think my collections complete? wouldn't you think i'm the girl, the girl who has everything?

yeah, so catie and i (the funk) have been belting out disney songs for a while now. because we are just fly and awesome and kickass. we will make a man out of you. and look in a reflecting pool. and fly on a magic carpet ride. it all started out with gavin recounting his american idol experience. while his rendition of bohemian rhapsody was quite entrancing, we decided it needed a bit of magic from the resident princesses of the suite. disney is a magical place, who said that the magic ends when you step out of the gates? tinker bell took her fairy dust everywhere she went, who says we can't do the same??

well, all the mcgudes are currently playing spongeabon, naturally a dudes game so socrates and i are here. oh well our grooveshark playlist just ended, so we're shuffling mcguffling this playlist. and working on our sangria and being biddies but really we're fratty biddies so we're not really biddies we're just female mcgudes. yeah it's possible. mc reasonable just asked if that was possible, and i answered yes. because i feel that tonight is the night to get rude and catie and i, we be getting true. [i'd like to pause and appreciate the fact that i have transitioned from going to an all girls school for seven years to going on a trip being of the minority gender]. anyway, fuckin mcguckin is giving socrates a nice massage so she may be bit distracted right now from this blog post.

well justin beiber just told me that this is a hella long post so i guess i'll end my guest commentary right here. night doggs. except not really cuz i won't be going to bed for a while. but signing off for now.


the funk/dwade/qiuzhu/zo/ziggity ziggity ziggity zoo AND catie/socrates/mc reasonable

Rubbin' My Tummy Like A Man

We rude. Look at Robert. He a schlusta. We play all the games have the drink. Horse race we do the drink. We do it. Faust, he a fuck. Faust. He. Fuck. Zoe, she be rad. She be do fly. I said it man. Man. Fucking. Aw yeah. Of course I wrote Aw yeah. I write it the day. Write the day. We got the wine, we got sangria. Zoe, of course you could beat me up. I'm a biddie. Definitely. You want to beat me up? JASON DERULO. JASON DERULO. JASON DERULO. JASON DERULO. Hi doggs. Hi doggs. Hi.

Hi. He's got a hot hand! Oh my! Oh. Steve. Steve. STeve. STEVE. I'm simpering at Steve right now doggs. It is the true. It is the true. Ryan did a blog thing but he don't know the thing about who he be. Zoe you hope the thing. You know who you be. You be true. True man motha. True.

Schlustas. Schlusta. I was the son of a schlusta man. Ryan don't give A FUCK!! ryan don't give a fuck i pleased i a plased men. Pleased man. We get rude lewd crude tonight. TOnight it is! Biddie beers.

Yo I have a thing to say. It is called I am hella proud of MC Reason and Fuck Yeah. They have been rude in terms of couples. In MOTHAFUCKIN TERMS. True.

Hella proud. MC Reason she do a thing. Ryan: "I know what the eyes are, they're not a nose." I don't know what that fucking means. What the balls ass motha.

A person whose name I will not sully by including him in this blog has put some amazing pictures up on Facebook. This pleases me the most. Aw yeah.

Yo doggs I totes mcFUCKINGGOtes went on American Idol experience today at disney and i did the thing did the thing went to second round sang Heffalumps and Woozles.

A heffalump or woozle, is very confoozled, a heffalump or woozl'es fvery sly sly sly slY!!! they come in ones and twozles, but if they so choozles, before your eyes you'll see them multiply.

I'm serious as a fucker you dicks. I'm a serious man. Fuck.

Panda. Ass.

Panda. Ass.

Panda. Ass.

Panda.

AWYWYWWWYEAH.

tREACHERY.

I"ll blog a man. We later going to watch me sing a song. OKKKK Motha. Let's do.

FUCK THE METS

Doggz, this is mothalickin Ryan. Making a guest post on Gavin's blog. For realz. But actually, yeah, I'm making a guest post. Deal with it.

Apparently when girls look at you and don't make the Bill Harvey face, they're actually into you. What the FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. WHY DID I NOT FIND THIS OUT FIVE YEARS AGO? I thought when girls did that they were telling you to go away. Not that they wanted to bone you. I could have hooked up with approximately twenty-seven girls in the intervening time. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wasted almost all of college without figuring this out? Are you fucking kidding me?

This is some bullshit, in the words of the Villarans.

Also, the way I discovered this was because we were all looking at an issue of Cosmopolitan. There's no worse way to discover this. Cosmopolitan thinks that guys are oafs and buffoons who think that dudes only want sex, football, beer, and bros. I should have learned this in high school...man, I was a huge mcgudein high school.

Also, fuck the Mets. They are a joke. I can't believe that Gavin actually roots for them. But right now, the football Giants might be worse. I can't stand them either. I hate these teams more than me not knowing this (incredibly important) fact about the female sex.

Crude, Rude, and Down To Get The Lewdness On

Doggs it is final rude night here in Orlando doggz, and we are riding the rude train for the figgity final tiggity time. So that hopefully more posts happen without me having to get my antisocial type on, I'm opening up the blog to all the rest of the doggs if and whenever they want to blog. So there could be heck of dudes and/or ladies getting their blog on. They may or may not identify their funky solves.

True.

FUCKING A YES

We are playing asshole, I am president, and Shippin' Up To Boston is on. Frat mcFucking Gat.

My Computer Is Real Hot

Damn doggs my computer is real hot. I mean, man. Dogg. Yeah. Sheeit.

We are deciding the thing of which game to play such as baseball or asshole or the pyramid game. Up the river down the river has been going well. Frat Mc Gat.

Yo we were so true today. So true. Riding on the dragon ride five times in the rain. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah. Aw yeah.

True.

Tonight we're all riding the rude train...so there might be some fratty blog updates. Especially since I think I'm already like eight deep. Or a number.

Doing the rule of the thing. Hat.

everyone is putting gtheir head on everyone elses head that is a thing oh my oh my my burpi\ng is fratty. Fratty. I am a simpering ass mcgude. Oh yeah. Let's do hat thingm hat. Hat man. Hat. Man hat man. Hat. man. hat. man. hat man hat man hat man hatm ah matn han matha mhat hat man hat man hat man hatm an hat man mahat matha hat man hatm anhat math ahat mahn atha matyhhat man hat man hat man hatm hat man at haath atm ah athat man h at mah nat. Hat.,

HJat. Hat man hat mN HAT MANH hat hat hat hyat hath hat hat hat.

I love the word hat. I love it!!!!

Booty man booty man

Ok there is the thing the thing is that we need to drink more or else we are jokes we really haven't had very much and the point is i am being a reasonable man reasonable man some fifa was played. we come from the land of the ice and snow. we come from the land of the ice and snow. Steve and Robert might as well be doing a thing. They are just talking and drinking and playing a game who knows maybe they are the loving men.

LOVING MEN LOVING MEN.

Oh yeah. TYime for a rubber match of Fifa. Ryan Diggity and T-Pain beat me and T. Ewart in game 1 but we returned the favor in Game 2. Rubber match fest oh ten! Frat mcnude/

Breakin' Out The Keystone Ice

I accidentally deleted the grooveshark playlist. So FUCK THAT. But now we have a new one and all is saved.

Also we busted out the Keystone Ice. It's like Keystone Light only there is more beer and more alcohol in the beer. And I really don't think there is anything wrong with that. Fuckin' A doggs. We true.

This is so fucking rude. Rude rude rude rude rude. This condo is happy and everyone is lickin' a man and everyone is being a man and they are just a man. Man man man man man man man man.

Amnesia like Aretha? Man.

What a joke.