I tried to tyupe come on eileen and failed

Now you have grown now you have shown ah Eileen come on Eileen Eileen tou loo rye aye come on eiletenoou you honwo tho hohapleasduer e ayouoausd oahsgdiohasgdotoo rah loo rah loo rah loo rye aye yeayyayayayayaasyagsdihidshgihgidhgidghidhgidhgidhgidhdhg come on eiuleen oh I swear I believe at this moment you mean everything you in theat dress ohn-a dsgconffess on hoy earh oyuoidrty donousoihsdtoicdoeileeo oioh ohi ilswear believe at this mnoentn you mean everyting yoi in daewrt thaothodooconfess well you’re dirty oh come on Eileen.,

da mn doggs. i really suck sometimes. it is a thing. but. i'm still opstijicimats as a man. optimistic.

Zo She Don't Know How To Do The Title

Man we are the dancing doggs the singing doggs all fuckin day. MC Reeason I see her do the dance she dance more than she ever dance befo. Frat Mc Gufkcin Gat. We play sponge biddie. Even T Pain he be tired man but he dancing like a man who is doin a crazy thing with his lip. Look at mc reason she be dacing for real frat mcgat. Hahahahahhahahahahaha.

Where the fuck is Steve. Seriously Doggs. Thank you for the guest bloggers. They wil come back. There will be more of them.

I am a fucking mcgude. I have a thought man schlusta thought man and everyone knows that I am a joke. It involves kittens and Boondock Saints. Fuck.

Anyway. Anyway. Let us do the thing. Hahahahahahhaha. Shoving Robert They are shoving and dancing and look at that couple. Cute woman cute man cute schlustas. Cute REason and Cute Robert.

Catie: "Gavin you better not be blogging about me right now." So yeah.
Also TPain just rubbed his ass on the computer. YES THAT IS THE BEST,

There goes Faust. BHe seems tired. But I"m really not that rude. So let's get ruder. There is the copule on the coudh tgalking couchope talicih.

POh no I konw what Steve is doing frat frat frat fart frat frat frat frat.

Yeah I did. won't let me so let me se they try to shut me down on mtv.

Oh my this is crazy they are cute and practically a thing look at that dance look at the moves oh my i like this it is fratty.

Yo figgity where the fuck is qiuzhu go kiss her you rude rude rude rude rude man. There is you ass.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeh

Wee w0erere oh oh oh oh ohoh oh ohoho;
Yeah.

Oh yeah. We are dancing and singing and happy and kiss the men kiss men.

steve he wear the shirt. Steve be happy steve be happy Stebve be happy dogg happy man. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah ,Oh yeah

. Man doggs. I have the thoughts. I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish. I am close bu tno cigar ass panda panda pndapnapnadna. Willem Dafoe.

Doggs be blogging about other doggs that is the thing theihinig. Hahahhahaha. Oh yeah doggs. Hey doggs. Hey dhey.

Killers. The man killers. the Killers. Ohoh ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho JASON DERULO JASON DERULO

Joy. rude.

Baby oh oh ohohohohh. Before i love and loeav you. Loeave you. They call me heartbraker. I don't want to deceive you. If you fall for me, I'm not easy to please. I might tear you apart, told you from the start, baby from the start

IK'm only going to be a huge fucking mcgude. god i wish this had worked out. panda pndana. Ass.

the two princesses of room 3306

look at this stuff isn't it neat? wouldn't you think my collections complete? wouldn't you think i'm the girl, the girl who has everything?

yeah, so catie and i (the funk) have been belting out disney songs for a while now. because we are just fly and awesome and kickass. we will make a man out of you. and look in a reflecting pool. and fly on a magic carpet ride. it all started out with gavin recounting his american idol experience. while his rendition of bohemian rhapsody was quite entrancing, we decided it needed a bit of magic from the resident princesses of the suite. disney is a magical place, who said that the magic ends when you step out of the gates? tinker bell took her fairy dust everywhere she went, who says we can't do the same??

well, all the mcgudes are currently playing spongeabon, naturally a dudes game so socrates and i are here. oh well our grooveshark playlist just ended, so we're shuffling mcguffling this playlist. and working on our sangria and being biddies but really we're fratty biddies so we're not really biddies we're just female mcgudes. yeah it's possible. mc reasonable just asked if that was possible, and i answered yes. because i feel that tonight is the night to get rude and catie and i, we be getting true. [i'd like to pause and appreciate the fact that i have transitioned from going to an all girls school for seven years to going on a trip being of the minority gender]. anyway, fuckin mcguckin is giving socrates a nice massage so she may be bit distracted right now from this blog post.

well justin beiber just told me that this is a hella long post so i guess i'll end my guest commentary right here. night doggs. except not really cuz i won't be going to bed for a while. but signing off for now.


the funk/dwade/qiuzhu/zo/ziggity ziggity ziggity zoo AND catie/socrates/mc reasonable

Rubbin' My Tummy Like A Man

We rude. Look at Robert. He a schlusta. We play all the games have the drink. Horse race we do the drink. We do it. Faust, he a fuck. Faust. He. Fuck. Zoe, she be rad. She be do fly. I said it man. Man. Fucking. Aw yeah. Of course I wrote Aw yeah. I write it the day. Write the day. We got the wine, we got sangria. Zoe, of course you could beat me up. I'm a biddie. Definitely. You want to beat me up? JASON DERULO. JASON DERULO. JASON DERULO. JASON DERULO. Hi doggs. Hi doggs. Hi.

Hi. He's got a hot hand! Oh my! Oh. Steve. Steve. STeve. STEVE. I'm simpering at Steve right now doggs. It is the true. It is the true. Ryan did a blog thing but he don't know the thing about who he be. Zoe you hope the thing. You know who you be. You be true. True man motha. True.

Schlustas. Schlusta. I was the son of a schlusta man. Ryan don't give A FUCK!! ryan don't give a fuck i pleased i a plased men. Pleased man. We get rude lewd crude tonight. TOnight it is! Biddie beers.

Yo I have a thing to say. It is called I am hella proud of MC Reason and Fuck Yeah. They have been rude in terms of couples. In MOTHAFUCKIN TERMS. True.

Hella proud. MC Reason she do a thing. Ryan: "I know what the eyes are, they're not a nose." I don't know what that fucking means. What the balls ass motha.

A person whose name I will not sully by including him in this blog has put some amazing pictures up on Facebook. This pleases me the most. Aw yeah.

Yo doggs I totes mcFUCKINGGOtes went on American Idol experience today at disney and i did the thing did the thing went to second round sang Heffalumps and Woozles.

A heffalump or woozle, is very confoozled, a heffalump or woozl'es fvery sly sly sly slY!!! they come in ones and twozles, but if they so choozles, before your eyes you'll see them multiply.

I'm serious as a fucker you dicks. I'm a serious man. Fuck.

Panda. Ass.

Panda. Ass.

Panda. Ass.

Panda.

AWYWYWWWYEAH.

tREACHERY.

I"ll blog a man. We later going to watch me sing a song. OKKKK Motha. Let's do.

FUCK THE METS

Doggz, this is mothalickin Ryan. Making a guest post on Gavin's blog. For realz. But actually, yeah, I'm making a guest post. Deal with it.

Apparently when girls look at you and don't make the Bill Harvey face, they're actually into you. What the FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. WHY DID I NOT FIND THIS OUT FIVE YEARS AGO? I thought when girls did that they were telling you to go away. Not that they wanted to bone you. I could have hooked up with approximately twenty-seven girls in the intervening time. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wasted almost all of college without figuring this out? Are you fucking kidding me?

This is some bullshit, in the words of the Villarans.

Also, the way I discovered this was because we were all looking at an issue of Cosmopolitan. There's no worse way to discover this. Cosmopolitan thinks that guys are oafs and buffoons who think that dudes only want sex, football, beer, and bros. I should have learned this in high school...man, I was a huge mcgudein high school.

Also, fuck the Mets. They are a joke. I can't believe that Gavin actually roots for them. But right now, the football Giants might be worse. I can't stand them either. I hate these teams more than me not knowing this (incredibly important) fact about the female sex.

Crude, Rude, and Down To Get The Lewdness On

Doggs it is final rude night here in Orlando doggz, and we are riding the rude train for the figgity final tiggity time. So that hopefully more posts happen without me having to get my antisocial type on, I'm opening up the blog to all the rest of the doggs if and whenever they want to blog. So there could be heck of dudes and/or ladies getting their blog on. They may or may not identify their funky solves.

True.

FUCKING A YES

We are playing asshole, I am president, and Shippin' Up To Boston is on. Frat mcFucking Gat.

My Computer Is Real Hot

Damn doggs my computer is real hot. I mean, man. Dogg. Yeah. Sheeit.

We are deciding the thing of which game to play such as baseball or asshole or the pyramid game. Up the river down the river has been going well. Frat Mc Gat.

Yo we were so true today. So true. Riding on the dragon ride five times in the rain. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah. Aw yeah.

True.

Tonight we're all riding the rude train...so there might be some fratty blog updates. Especially since I think I'm already like eight deep. Or a number.

Doing the rule of the thing. Hat.

everyone is putting gtheir head on everyone elses head that is a thing oh my oh my my burpi\ng is fratty. Fratty. I am a simpering ass mcgude. Oh yeah. Let's do hat thingm hat. Hat man. Hat. Man hat man. Hat. man. hat. man. hat man hat man hat man hatm ah matn han matha mhat hat man hat man hat man hatm an hat man mahat matha hat man hatm anhat math ahat mahn atha matyhhat man hat man hat man hatm hat man at haath atm ah athat man h at mah nat. Hat.,

HJat. Hat man hat mN HAT MANH hat hat hat hyat hath hat hat hat.

I love the word hat. I love it!!!!

Booty man booty man

Ok there is the thing the thing is that we need to drink more or else we are jokes we really haven't had very much and the point is i am being a reasonable man reasonable man some fifa was played. we come from the land of the ice and snow. we come from the land of the ice and snow. Steve and Robert might as well be doing a thing. They are just talking and drinking and playing a game who knows maybe they are the loving men.

LOVING MEN LOVING MEN.

Oh yeah. TYime for a rubber match of Fifa. Ryan Diggity and T-Pain beat me and T. Ewart in game 1 but we returned the favor in Game 2. Rubber match fest oh ten! Frat mcnude/

Breakin' Out The Keystone Ice

I accidentally deleted the grooveshark playlist. So FUCK THAT. But now we have a new one and all is saved.

Also we busted out the Keystone Ice. It's like Keystone Light only there is more beer and more alcohol in the beer. And I really don't think there is anything wrong with that. Fuckin' A doggs. We true.

This is so fucking rude. Rude rude rude rude rude. This condo is happy and everyone is lickin' a man and everyone is being a man and they are just a man. Man man man man man man man man.

Amnesia like Aretha? Man.

What a joke.

Ryan vs. Justin Bieber

Showdown for the ages? Let's see the tale of the tape.

1. Age
Justin Bieber is 16. Ryan, after celebrating a very important birthday, is also 16. Advantage: EVEN

2. Being from Canada
Justin Bieber is from Canada. Ryan is a ho, and therefore not from Canada. However, the jury is out on whether being from Canada is a good thing. Advantage: EVEN

3. Being a joke
Ok, come on. Advantage: EVEN

4. Street Cred
Justin Bieber sang on a song with Ludacris. The thought of Ryan on the streets is ludicrous. Advantage: Bieber

5. Biddies
Justin Bieber was spotted on the beach with Kim Kardashian. Ryan has had sex with Natalie Portman. Oh wait, that never happened. I'm making fun of myself here, but still, Advantage: Bieber

6. Playing The Trumpet
Ryan is a standout trumpeter in the Princeton University Orchestra. Justin Bieber couldn't play the trumpet if he had the lung capacity of a blue whale, the lips of Topanga from Boy Meets World, and the musical instincts of Giuseppe Snoop Dogg Verdi. Advantage: Ryan

7. Wearing Tiaras
Ryan wore a tiara for his Super Sweet 16. Justin Bieber isn't a little bitch. Advantage: Bieber

8. Video Games
Ryan is playing until he wins! Justin Bieber would probably lose to me at Call of Duty, which means that he's worse than literally everyone. Advantage: Ryan.

9. Being a fratstar
Ryan, biddie though he is, can play beer pong better than a man lickin' another man. Justin Bieber licks other men. Advantage: Ryan.

With the final score Ryan 3, Justin Bieber 3, Tie 3, we learn what we knew all along! Ryan...is...Justin Bieber. The end.

Is It The Rude?

We may or may not be getting rude? Rude! Plus Funky man, funky qiuzhu brought a camera with video capacity. Oh me oh my. That means that if scurred ass bitch ass moments happen, they just might get ciggity ciggity captured for posterity.

Postmothafuckinerity. That could...ruin me for life? Maybe? I don't know? But either way, it would be rad as shit. Rad as a man...lickin' another man.

Steve literally just spit beer out of his mouth because I was doing a weird dance. I guess that is a good thing? Man. Thing.

Karma police.

Jason Derulo

Observations:

Jason Derulo.

It is apparently really freaking hard to play beer pong with white cups on a white ironing board. Breadbasket and T. Ewart Figgity are having a hell of a time just doing their thing over there. Missing all the cups. MCGUDES!!!

Man dogg. Feeling like a mcgude right now, mothaman. Most definitely. I have to pee already. Bad sign.

Is it bad that I have a weird orange glow on the right side of my computer? Maybe. Awesome!

You Don't Have To Come And Confess

Come on, mothalickas! Let's stop just sitting around rubbin' things and drink more. Fuckers!!!

Steve: "Gavin, you need to get rude faster. Don't leave me out to rude."

I need no more encouragement. Alright.

Can't Forget About Them Orlando Doggs!

After a day of planes, mothas, men, sitting, and milkshakes, nine of the true doggs have finally found themselves in this frat-ass man-condo. Tensions immediately arose with some rude ass-people with little children who are all kinds of concerned that we're going to be loud and obnoxious.

Now why would they think that?

This chronicle isn't necessarily going to be brought into service every night, but when particular rudeness is occurring, it stands to reason that it might be a good idea to, shall we say, follow the night along its course.

With that in mind, I'm going to crack open a Stone and get rude. Riggity roosta!

Beers: 0
Mood: Frankly, a little bit of a schlusta

Second Post Funky Mortem

What I remember from the end of last night is walking home with Will and Jaxi, racing Will down the street, somewhat amazingly keeping up despite being doce lokoed and carrying a computer, and then absolutely wiping out on the ground. This is why I have cuts and bruises on my arm, hand, and knee. Ok!

Fun night doggs. Fun. night. doggs. Thank god i randomly jerked awake at 8:15 because I forgot to set an alarm for class.

blog back into retirement until next time.

Drank Status: hungover like a man who needs to go to class today.
Bod Status: I was bruised and battered, I couldn't tell what I felt, at least I wasn't unrecognizable to myself
Mood: Glad everything went well. Phew.

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doggs getting rude

it is twelve rude what the fuck

doce loko

i did the doco leoko

neil raxkers fck

i am nearing doce loko feratty

catl is doin the oyng

i wil take vinece young i will take him for 3 i will taske him for 3 i will taoke him fofr 3 i will taike hilm for 3 i will take himf for 3 i will take him 3

almost twelve i will pay. done

knowshon moreno we nkow him

everoione is talkng
fratty

brent celeker is a biddie

breant cdelek is a biddie, a biddie.

mike is bidding biddin b idding bidddgdgidngdingidgnidngidngidng

told3n e3agle he do his nominate he do his noatietne he do; he do his nominatred.

i want jerome harrison you bidd\8es,l

i want him i want him i want him i got him hahahahahahahhahahaahhaah

gettin lat

steve is a boiddie what a bidie what a biddie. who wants mcnabb it is time it is time it ist iem fuck the agels tuck gthe eaglse fuck the eagels tuck the eagles rck the eagles fuck the eagles ruck th eatel rcuk the eaglse rufck the eagles fuck the eagles fuck the agle fuck the eale sufck the agesl

ryan bought wes welker for the boney

now the faust is nominatig fucking broncos kicker fuck you fkck you fkcyou until btichds balls. i love them. i loe the man. i love mangewll. prater.

you are a biddie bergman

biddie, someone hasa team some one has it. he ws taken it. i have percy percy man percy amn, percy man,
i coudln't even xclick

More loko tothan a man!!!

I have had dies loko ten loko two and ahalf cans. I want t draft more playres,

It's my draft, I will suggest phiip rivers he is good. carl bought him for 21 what a uge bistdad known joke in the lane!!!!!!!!!!!!

what up i am the man man mn ma man anasdogisdaoghsdaigh miggity, steve ook him for 1`3.



dan may nominated schaub for 13. i like him a lot hje will be good for 18? i drove the price on his funky ass. miher for 25.

lawnrece funky tynes i will bid two. dan may took vernon davis fr 16 it is boliding for steve new buys

Tking Jermichael

I took ithat man. I took him. I took that man. All day. "Will Kain thinks the eagles are so much better than the giants and the cowboys but the cowboys can go suck a huge cock." but you know what? will kain is so hot that he doesn't need to be smart therefiire he isn't right about the eagles they sucik giants win ahhahahaha

radical. wait shit i have matt forte you mother fuckers

Fifth round ryan is oinatemt

I like Jennings I like him. Fine he is expenive you can have him.

Double loko hoy fuck. Tom Brady. ryan is a huge mcgude fo4 33...

arian foster having all the yards what will happen i nwat it ih bioyd aoioasdhgsaodgi how about it. howab otuwbatabout it. who knows who knows! miher for money what a rudeboy now golden agele thaking that men what a booggigige. boddie. biddie biddie.

josheph addiai, huge biddie,

dramk status: alost ies loko. i want jermichael finley,
bod status: smiling again
mood: what a little man.

Time For Fourth Round I am Sighing

I am sighing happily you konw why Faust he nominate Jamaal Chiggity Charles. he is such a high price 45 man. high up to 47. sheetitt. mike for 47.

ryan he nominate a man a man a man, a man. miles austin oh boy. the man he is so expensive. miles austin is going so expensive like a 3y dolallar man wow.

miheer took him, wat a mcgude. i am sitting face numbe happy man happy desean man desean jackson. he is getting drafted highly highly highly wait please no please no please no fuck i didn't want him for 25.

t pain took the man. i didn't want desean jackson i wanna trade him. larry fitzgittiy gitty geralnd. mke took him for the money golden eagle who ever that is he be the nominatio i want the man the man. akers what the fuck. akers be nominated. taken. my nomination.

i want giants steve smith i want him. i got him for 18 dollars. i little much but he is good. god. oh boy it is time

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Third ROund

MIheer got rodgers for 36 fuck. now ryan is nominatin a man i am smiling so much,


ryan forget to nominate he do randy moss. randy mouss. he getting high numbers 35 for ryan tired man smiling man ahaohoasohdgah. who is all drafting high numbers> damn. miheer for 38 dollars! holy balls. now it is steve.
Steve he do the nomination.

Steve he nominate mcfadden. 11 that the highest i bid please now. thank you, ryan he ready, tghank you.ryan snipes him at 12. fuck you he will be bad,

Now it is tpain i am stream of consciousness i am smling at you smiling oh what a man what a man! dallas clark bid 12 he getting high above 1y7 whoww. tpain have 18. shit ass. up to 22? holy butts. holy. goolden eagle for 22.

how is nominateing who is noinating he is nominating a man.
deangelon iws gooing. he will be bid up high fuck him. fuci the panthers steve bifd wow everyone is up everyone s up and i am just smling i can win these other bids i can do it! pfander for 44.

i will nominate jahvid best at 12. i will take him up to 28. ok 29. ok 31. fiuck i got him i didn't want him ball.

Mike drafting drarting. someont take it someone take it someone take it someone take it damn it i have pitsburhgh.

man. miheer he draft calivng johonsonsonsn. fartty. everyone drafting high. ca;lv biddies.in johnson be all up ryan took him up carl get his nomminate on who is he doing oh i am smlijg now. garrett hartley garrett hartley garrett hartley dan took that man,. dan he is the draft ahmad bradshaw i want him i love the giantssssssssssssssssss dan may be drarting too high pfander be drafting too high too high almost taken bradshaw for 24.

Zecond round

Fucking faust nominates Nate Kaeidng, What a rudeboy, He sucks mcgucks, ok! Dahn takes him for 2 dollars! wow wow wow.

Ryan get his nomination on ok! He will nominate a rando and i am secretly so happy. hahahaha. he nominate frank gore lik al gore get his global warming on fuck that guy the niners will suck suck suck fuck them. only rudeboys will take them. wow gore is going high, massive draft times. dan may for 56.

steve he will bid he will. matt stafford? he is hurt like a man. steve and them can bid on hiss ass. wow. huge gaffa ryan takes him.

T pain nonimate a man it is the vikings dfense fuck them. i will bid four but that is the most. the mots! the most. wait shit i got the vikings defense for four dollers i will take that,

shonne greene he me nominated what is hup. bidding 33 what up what up. hahahhahaoeghiaeoghasodghaosdghaosdgihaodgh

Shake that make that kunle bounce. I am smiling and you know why. Golden Eagle is beg,amn he take him for 36 now it is the turn of me.

I will nominate maurice. let's do the rookie ryan matthews i want him cheap i will have him for forty. if he goes above fukc hat. i bid 4 but now he is about 45 so cuck that. yeah, steve took him for 45,

Mike will get his nominate on. he get rob bironas. now miheer get his nominate of crsosyb, screw that. now it is carl turn hey.anoogther kicker what the ruck ryan longwell ok do it man do it man. I don't want him. i took longwell for three oh well

Last guy this round Dan may he nominate a guy, oh i love andre johnson. i do love him for 4y that is a lot. new post

Drank status; nueve loko
Bod status: happy
Mood: I am siling so much. sigh

Real first Round

Here comes the first round doggs. Stream of consciousness blogging go!!

Faust he got the first nomination he got it he got it he got it. Let's wait for faust.

FAUST TRIED TO BE A HUGE TRICKSTA. BUT HE WAS NOT. WHAT A RUDEBOY. THE WRONG ADRIAN PETERSON hahahhahahahahahahaha

Now it is Ryan's bid. He is nominating...chris johnson. it's bid time. i bid sixty one. fratty!! man t pain is just bidding all of it. all. SOLD TO TPAIN FOR SIXTY THRTEE. hahahahagagag.

Zo zo zo. Now we are voting on Ray Rice. now. FAUST IS A HUGE DICKLOAF. he got ray rice. balls.

NOw it is t pain. WOW HUGE RUDEBOYS BIDDING ON A KICKER. you guys suck the most. Steve is a giant mcgude taking gostkowski for two dollars. golden eagle is bergman bergman. he wants peyton. wow peyton is going giant up because everyone is a huge mcgude. huge. wow ryan versus bergman for the most money, i am so smiling. what the fuck he is up to fifty. Bergman takes him for 51 that is the most nuts.

I will nominate now. I will nominate Maurice JIggity jones drew. Jiggity. I will let him go to ryan for 55 that is a lot. Fratty.

Mike's name is nappy117. talk about don imus. that is ok though because he is a great guy. rad. nominate a man he nominates cedric benson who is a worrisome mcgude huge mcgude central nomination central huge. cenral. faust took hijm for 30. what a mcgude.

Mow it is the turn for a man to nomianate i think it is miheer. what a rudista. he nominates rashard mendenhall it is stream of consciosuness i bid 27 now it is over it is a bidding war between me and mike fratty, mike got him for 45.

Carl is short. He nomionate turner who had a tired year. tired man tired man. he's over value fuck that fuck. time to wait time to wait i am sweating.

turner sold to carl mcgarl.
Dan may he nominate the real adrian peterson the real. hahhaahaha steve. carl got him for 67 what a rudeboy

First Riggity Round Of The Draft

I am going to do stream of consciousness draft style. Frat Mcgat! Will Kain says he thinks Gavin is the coolest thing that ever happened. That's what Will Kain said. He is so nice! What a great guy. I am happy about that. Happy happy!

I am smiling, Heh.

Drank Status: Nearing nueve loko
Bod Status: Sitting and drafting
mood: let's draft doggs ok!

Dogg the draft is loud.

Doggs can the draft be less loud.

Drank status: Ocho loko working
Bod status: Spinning
Mood: confused doggs

Man it's time for an auction draft

We are ocho loko and it's time to have an auction draft. We are gonna be so rad. The raddest. Auction draft time!!!

Drank status: ocho loko, ready for a possible doce
Bod status; So sweaty from all the jerseys
Mood: I better have a good team. Also I am smiling.

जानना janna

yo dawgs this is quest commentator biggity bruce in da house id live to give a shout out to all mah playahs out there like jiggity jawg dustin schaffer and all that shcit. also, loko is the loco i only gots teh 4 locos but gavin yeah

ओचो लोको!!!!!

hat says ocho loko and i have achiveved it. aweswome gtimes.

drank status; ocho loko and counting
b0d statusl feeling right
mood: i am so happy. thajk you.

Siete Loco playing Wii tennis

We got our loss on in wii tennis. Damn damn damn. I have had the worst times in video games! What is even going on! Even. Even Steven. EvenSteven Nicholas Cabinet Baldassano. Breadbasket O'MuthaFlanagan. Will Kain you are the man. I have such the crush on you. Not like for serious...but slightly...

Oh WK. Yo uare the fly man. We are going to have rad times.

Tonight makes me happy for so many reasons. I am the sniveling simpering mcgude. Mcgude! You know. You know.

Doggs more Hindi: स्तेवे बल्दास्सानो इस थे अवेसोमे मन।

ओह माय गोद।

She is rad.

You are rad.

We are rad.

Rad all the day. I don't know. I'm going to update this post so the text is rich.

Drank Status: siete loko having the times
Bod status: smiling again like the biggest bidsta this side of the mississippi
Mood: hahahaha happy. Hahah.

radical.

Not having good times at Jam

Unfortunately Sarah and I keep getting defeated at Jam. And now I am losing at Smash too. Bogus times. Quick post.

Drank stATUS: approximately seis loko.
Bod Status: A happy man.
Mood: Ike!

The blog about mothas

This blog is about mothas. My mother is excellent. She is a little communist but that's ok and I love her. She is a great writer. Steve's mother is a fly person. A couple times we have spoken and she seems to not think I am an enormous mcgude. T-Pain's mother takes very good care of her house and her family. She is a kind woman. Ryan's mother seems to be fly as well. I have met her briefly and she was not a hater. Mike's mother is cool. She and I talked about Julius Erving once. That was neat.

Faust's mother totally put a sweet burn on me, earning my eternal riggity riggity respect. So good for family Faust. I still haven't finished my corn. Muthafuckas.

Drank status: Approximately cinco loko.
Bod status: Wiggilcious, according to Steve. I can't tell if that is good. Hey, Brian Bruce. He's here. cool!
Mood: I am so happy. Happy man, happy town. Happy.

Shake That Make That Kunle Bounce

We have been making songs about Kunle. It is the thing to do doggs. You should try it all day. All day. All d.

Ryan Dahn finally showed up. Ok!

No probs dogg.

This corn needs butter. Yeah! Justin has a towel around his neck. That's pretty rad. Ok!

Kunle, kunle, kunle, oh, like kunle kunle kunle oh, like kunle kunle kunle oh, thought you'd always be kunle, kunle.

Really the important thing was talking about Kunle. Kunle Kunle Kunle Kunle rockin' everywhere!!

Drank status: Nearing Cinco loko.
Bod status: I'm eating a little corn, and i'm still being a sniveling simpering mcgude
Mood: Jubilant mothas.

How about some corn, dogg

Four lokos in the books, and it's time to get our food on. I'm smiling like an idiot, and I am happy bout it. Hey Steven. Hey.

Steve, can I interview you right noew real quick?
Steve: OK.
Gavin: Steve, how did it feel to run into John Cappel earlier?
Steve: It felt like running into a triggity triggity train. He took me on the Pound Town Express. I felt like I was a slampiece.
Gavin: (manic laughter)

I'm blogging today, Elias. NBA Jam has not been kind to me today. You know what has been kind to me today. The MVP of the the Newman's Day Blog and potential MVP of the Ocho Loko blog, none other than D-Wade! She's here!

I'm asking D-Wade for a quote.
D-Wade: "Oh you can't put me on the spot like this. It's gotta come naturally."

Fine, mcgudista. You're the one only drinking four lokos. Time to get my funky corn on. CORN!!! Corn dogg.

Drank Status: Quatro Loko, and feelin' rad.
Bod Status: Smiling like an enormous mcgude, and getting rocked at NBA Jam. According to McGibbon fuck yeah, I am currently "simpering." He tells it like it is, so simpering it is.
Mood: Gettin' my corn on. Yeah! Rude!!!

Man NBA Jam is being frustrating doggs

Robert says some dude is a fuckup. So I trust him on that.

NBA Jam is being hella frustrating. The shots weren't falling, Steve was winning all the tiggity time, and everything in general is just what's going on? Damn doggs damn.

Time for funky dinner. Then maybe the juggernaut of Steve and Mike can be felled. I mean, fuckin' a doggs.

Faust has finished his first four loko I reckon? Good for him.

Drank Status: Dos loko. I'm feeling it a little. Steve just called me a motherlicka. I think that's good?
Bod Status: Shakin' it all around like I just don't know.
Mood: NBA Jam is frustrating me.

T-Pain is The Great Cornholio!!!

T-Pain can sure as hell get his cornhole on. That man gets the board, gets the hole, gets the funky everything. He scores a lot of the points because his partner (McGibbon fuck yeah) is decent (cause he's sitting right next to me). Nah. He ill. He know.

Now we're getting our Loko Jam on. I type fast, Robert. I type like hella words per minute. All the words.

Loko Jam. Traves versus Gubnah and Studs. Who will WINN? Thanks for being an editor, Robert. I forgot to put a question mark in. The lokos are acting fast, I gotta say. I'm not even at dos loko (half a can) but Figgity Faust is already well on his funky way.

So far we have just six rudistas in the queue but others will be joining later plus there is the tantalizing muvuckin prospect of dinner! What up!! Wake up dogg!!

You know what would be a scary dude? Jose's personality in John Cappel's body. Nobody would ever mess with that guy. Steve is still feeling the burn.

Check this out: इ कैन टाइप इन हिंदी

That says I can type in Hindi in Hindi. Isn't that pimp?

Yes. It is.

Oatmasta out for now. More posts after we get our Jam on.

Drank Status: Uno loko, moving towards dos
Bod Status: I'm a little sweaty, seeing as how the outfit for the day is a Brazil soccer jersey, an argyle sweater vest, and an Allan Houston Knicks jersey rounded out by snowman pajama pants. It's a Jersey Shore themed outfit, as in "Are you going to wear a jersey?" "Sure!"
Mood: Ebullient as an ass-panda. And those, friends and lovers, are extremely ebullient.

Football Delay

So T. Ewart Figgity slept in like the giant mcgude he is and we weren't able to get any loko on before the grand football match of 1 pm - 3 pm. Lesson learned: don't even try to tackle John Cappel. Seriously, if you think you can, you're wrong. Just run away.

Drank Status: Still sober as a narcoleptic nun on a Sunday morning in Utah
Bod Status: John Cappel tackled me. So did Steve. So did several other people. It's been better. Breadbasket got rocked worse though.
Mood: Anticipatory

Gettin' Up Early, Startin' Off Surly!

Nothing like sitting in your room listening to Bill Simmons podcasts and trying to write a Prince column in 45 minutes while waiting for everyone else to wake up. Actually, that's probably not really true. There are most likely other things like it.

DOGG! WAKE UP, DOGGGGG! Is what I would be saying to these rudistas. Soon we'll get things started off. Things are definitely a little too surly here.

Drank Status: Considering starting soon.
Bod Status: Cramped from sleeping in the middle seat of a plane. Not fly.
Mood: Get up, doggs. I'm ready to go here.

Loko For Four Loko

Backstreet's back. Alright? Alright. The day to revive this august endeavor has come in the noble form of Ocho Loko (copyright T. Ewart FiggityFaust) and it is going to be...rude.

The rules are as follows:
1. The first rule of Ocho Loko is you talk about it all day.
2. No poofters.
3. Everybody has to get their two dranks on of the alcoholic energy, unless you're a huge biddie like Dwyane Wade and drink one. It's your prerogative, Britney Spears, but you're still a mcgudista (you said it first).
4. No poofters.
5. T-Pain isn't allowed to fall asleep too early like a gramps mcgude.

And that's it. So come one, come all, come on your suit (it's ice cream!) and join your friendly oat correspondent for a merry day of foolish consumption, football, auction drafts, course add/dropping, funky man funky town, interviews, cryptic sniveling, bacon, Kids, and everything else.

Starting upon my return from British Columbia bright and early Wednesday morning.

Drank Status: I actually had a couple glasses of wine tonight with dinner. And cheesecake. Fratty!
Bod Status: Full of steak and cheesecake. And, of course, sarcastically sexy.
Mood: Albatross.

See you Wednesday rudeboys. It'll be a day to remember, no diggity.

Phone Found

Isaiah found my phone last night. So no lasting damage from yesterday. Thank goodness for that.

This blog will now go into retirement, to be brought out of said retirement any time I will be drinking heavily during the day for no reason...so let's hope that doesn't happen too often.

Beers: No way
Pees: 1 or 2
Mood: Sick and not happy about it

Post Funky Mortem

We just all resting in the room. This day was wack. My phone is still at Charter. I hope I find it at some point. I also hope my head stops hurting soon. Few made it, I didn't even come close. Rub a dub doaf. Tired tired.

Hey Steve and Ryan hey. I am writing all like just damn. Tired tired tired. I want to sleep and have my head not hurt. Seriously.

Beers: Don't even talk about it
Pees: Still 7
Mood: Seriously, this sucked. Let's go eat in an hour.

Jacket Found

I found my jacket. Leaving the question, where;s my phone?

Beers: Ugh.
Pees: ugh.
Mood: damn

Apparenty I've been aseleep for a while

The day ends at 14. I couldn't do it. Darnk cloouds uipon us all. Time to submit to resting.

Beers: 14
Pees: 7
Mood: My head hurts. Time to rest.

boondock saints

Man I love the boondock saints. >iterally mt seciibd favoiret movei eve. Time to get another beer. I love that movie.

Beers: 14
Pees: 7
Mood: Le'ts get sanother beer to celeberate BOokn dock saints.

Brendan and Michaela

Brendan and michaela my phone died so this is my communiciaton. When I get home I will call you both. I'm at 14 and feeling good. Let's gett his show on the road.

Beers: 14
Pees: 7
Mood: I need fucking dinner.

doggs its dinner time

Time to just go eat some doiner. Gotta eat al them dinnerf, One second gogyezril; i ms. zodgg zggd. fuckin a dogg you srious. damn, i am dunk sry hit shit. sosorry its just shaats oing. on. serious. swerious i a mties. i lov rebecca i mean hey robet hey, yezril i be nearly done aned you are fly fly fly. i promiste. allmost done.

Beers: 14
Pees: 5
mood: you esrios nan serios man seriouws
Situation Beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer
Dancing In Front Of Sachi Beer
Rubbing Eugene's Back Beer
Rubbing Steve's Back Beer
Sittin' On A Funky Couch Beer
Just All Playin' Volleyball Beer
Sittin' in a chair all cool ass Beer
Talking to the band Beer
Just bein' all fly wit' Zoe Beer
justbeing all crazy wit svee and zoe beer
florina beer

Just All Massasing Dudes

Man there be dudes all massaging other dudes Stevebe massaging be the Zo Justin be massing Steve I mean damn. Dman.damn. Alrihgt, I getting my beer out. WHat beer be it? It be beer 14! Ok. I am raw/ Steve get back gto massagin the zo i mean why are you just looking at me? Wy: There be the zo just all sittin gthere/ Rb her fukiny back man. I mean sreioysly; SErioysly. ome on. COme on! ok. i must got drank.rdeank. Alright just dance doggs dance/. I sing ater. Man there is no cance I get to 24 thiw is harder than a MANQ@!! A MN! hiw does this happe how/ I eo'[t know. Mayb i Hsuotl just liste to toones.oik tunes. apparently steeve be all offended by my burping but that just caue he a ho ulie zoe/. she be flyer than setev fly fly fly. Flyu FLy FDly Fly Fly FLy FLy FLy FLy Fly FLy FLy . She be do fly. SUCK IT STEVE BALDASSANO. suck that suck/ Zoe be cooler than your sexy ass. Damn. Damn. h man it's kids/. let's kust listen and rdrnk. gonna post before i finsih

Beers:L still 13
pee: still 6
moodL I M F4LING SO good i am good i am god becaase zoe and steve just all here and they gare ogood. Also flroina. I mean damn.

man things are getting all difficult

For some reaon beer 13 is just getting difficult how is this happening" I mean damn. Steve is just being funkym and Zoe is just begin funky and everone is just being funkhy and I am stitting on a couch ust all funky and I odn't evn know. Soon I will take this beer and finsh it and i will pee and i will be ok ok ok . travis almost fell asleep but then he peed and he got his staff. I mean damn damn mdan mdan damn. SO soon I will be at 13. Soon update, Up date. Fuck this is hard. How is this possible possible posibble [posbbile. Dan dog. Steve is just wearing all shorts and he is earing. Shrts. Steve and Zoe is just sitting all and so Is Jose. Hey hey hey. I said, hey hey hey hey come pollinate me hey. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3PkYUEk6Sw

They are good they are good. Please listen. Fucking Wirhting South.

Beer: 13
Pee: 6
Mood: Give me some energy dogg I mean please dogg plase

Oh Man

Gavin is speaking to some ugly ass dudes but Zoe is fine as hell-Marjorie just be trying to blog. That ain't what I do! Ain't aint aint.

Beers: 12
Pees: Still 5
Mood: where is some fucking beer

Shit doggs I gotta Pee

One second doggs

Beers: 12
Pees: 5
Mood: You serious man TYiou serious?

MAN just kids and bob marley all

Man I am lving that remix of Kids and Bob Mraley you gotta listen Listen listen to that man.

YO here the link the lin\k here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR9ZFL1okUg

Rub a dub doaf.

Beers: 12
Pees: 4
Mood: Apparently doggs be all tellin me to video blgo how do i do that?

doggs we are sitting but hol d bn i hae to pee

jhold 9n d9ggs i have t i0oeel right bck.

Ok i peed.

Beers: 12
Pees: 5
Mood: I am sitting in the arms of a man whose name Ic canott say becaus he mght be liable i am protecting his funky ass.

Zoe Beer

I mean, dang. Is Zoe cool or what? Beer 12 is Zoe beer because I drank it standing near Zoe, Yes. Th=is is called because she is col I mean whoa. COol like a school. Yes she is good. There isd even a [picture I mean dang. I mean. Dang. I picture of me adn Zoe just being all fly. She has the fewest l etters in her name. 5. Zoe and her last name. I mean dang dang dang. I al halfway through wow yes wow yes, Is that not cool? Yes it is cool, Yes. Yes. I have 8 hours to drink 12 beers. Fuckin A dogg i have to drink a beer every forty minjutes for thenext 8 hours isn't that wacky it is wacky it is wacky. Wackyl
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Wack! Yeah! Yeh! Wacky. Why am I? Why>{ I am just typing the funk typing the fu k

Beers: 12
Pees: 4
Mood: Zoe is the funk

Situation Beers:
Situation Beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer
Dancing In Front Of Sachi Beer
Rubbing Eugene's Back Beer
Rubbing Steve's Back Beer
Sittin' On A Funky Couch Beer
Just All Playin' Volleyball Beer
Sittin' in a chair all cool ass Beer
Talking to the band Beer
Just bein' all fly wit' Zoe Beer

Man just speaing all French and all

The band here is from Montreal and I was speaking some French with tnem. They are some cool dudes. Also speaking in the bathroom with Byron. He is good.Okj! Time to go back to drinking. I'll be back I promise. Je parle francais!

Beers: 11
Pees: 4
Mood: Speaking hella french
Diggity.

Damn this is not easy

I just played some volleyball adn was all falling on the ground it is hard to keep lbacalance hyou know what i"m sayign? Yes. Damn. Damn. I played osme volleyball and then I came inside to finish my beer. This bamd is paying osm ekind of music but they ok they ain't like sue rgood. Or nothing. Shit i got a ways tio go. Wish me luck everyone.

Beers: 10
Pees: 2
Mood: Shit 24 is a lot. Holy oatmeal

Situation Beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer
Dancing In Front Of Sachi Beer
Rubbing Eugene's Back Beer
Rubbing Steve's Back Beer
Sittin' On A Funky Couch Beer
Just All Playin' Volleyball Beer
Sittin' in a chair all cool ass Beer

Dudes Burping Is Good

Dudes burping definitely helps you man. I was just feeling not so good but then I burped and things are ok. Also I had to pee again .Fuck. Time to go play some god damn volleyball. I mean damn damn damn. I'll be back for moreinterestig beers.

Beers: 9
Pees: 3
Mood: I'm on a good pace, let's slow this shit down a tiny bit. I mean damn.

Couch Couch COuch

Yes there is a couch. Yes we be sitting on it. Yes it be helping us with our beer. Going back outside now, this be a short post. Just gotta say I'm THIRD OF WAY THROUGH. Fuckin' A this is going to be rough for me. Other doggs be doign better, plus Steve aint let me rest my head on his knee no mo. That's OK. I'll be OK. OK! Yes.

Beers: 8
Pees: 2
Mood: Bout to play some volleyball or some shit

Peace ut my brothas.

Situation Beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer
Dancing In Front Of Sachi Beer
Rubbing Eugene's Back Beer
Rubbing Steve's Back Beer
Sittin' On A Funky Couch Beer

Hamlet Or Some Shit

Damn doggs this be like a Greek tragedy or something. I just can't stop pissin. I'm like the piss'man pissin ' dude. Tragic ass Polonius and all. You are nothign bit yourself. I dont know. I aint' read Hamlet. But it's all Hamlet and all. Back outside.

Beers: 7.5 (we'll get there)
Pees: 2
Mood: Horatio, get the fuck over here dogg

Man Just Rubbin Dudes Backs

I don't know. I've been kinda slowin' down on the whole situation beer front, cause this last beer can best be described as Rubbin Steve's Back when I already rubbed Eugene's bacj. Also this be a bad sign cause I only seven beers in and I already worreid bout myspelling. I mean, damn. Soon there gon' be a band a band band a band a band. Ok! How are you, everyone? yES! Yo doggz please comment on my blog because I want doggz to be all talkin' to me. There goes Cesar with no shirt. OK!

This is a worrisome situation. I am gonna have to either just be crazy awesome or slow down for a lil while.

Beers: 7
Pees: 1
Mood: Gettin' there, doggz. You know what I mean.

Situation Beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer
Dancing In Front Of Sachi Beer
Rubbing Eugene's Back Beer
Rubbing Steve's Back Beer

It's a sad day, dear readers

Damn doggs I just broke the seal. Couldn't resist no mo. Time to start beer number 7, but I just gotta get my pee on! I mean, can't even help it. Shit! This is rough nuggets! Rough nuggets! I'm done typing, I'm just gonna drank now. Drank McGank.

Beers: 6
Pees: 1
Mood: Damn, I just peed. Fuckin' A, man.

Eugene?!

Man I just rubbed Eugene. Ok. That is a crazy thing to do, but that's the kind of crazy thing dogggggz do. I finished my bacon but still gotta finish my granola. Still fighting off breaking the seal. It's gonna happen soon, and it's gonna be a dark dark day. I mean, damn. This is six beers by 1:30 so I'm gettin' on some fuckin PACE! Alright. Alright.

Beers: 6
Mood: Damn I have to fucking pee.

Situation Beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer
Dancing Near Sachi Beer
Rubbing Eugene's Back Beer

Shit, man. I am scraping the bottom the barrel this point. Gotta figure out some new situations, dogg. Any suggestions? Riggity.

Nomad?

So this wack mcGack place called Nomad just give us some pizza and all? Me and Mike be splitting a piece to see if it ill.

Damn they have some bigass pepperoni. I mean damn damn damn. Cats are all hugging over my head. You serious? You SERIOUS??? For free pizza, free pizza. YO! Yezril! You eating my pizza! Alright, pizza been eaten.

Beers: Still 5, we'll get there soon
Mood: That was ok pizza, I guess doggz

Rub A Dub Doaf

Beer number 5. It was a little bit anticlimactic cause I was still just eating bacon and all. I guess I was also dancing near Sachidevi. So that counts a little. Dance, dance, dance. Rolling around all crazy. Man Schoolyard showed up and he is on a mothafuckin rollL!

Schoolyard, may I interview you for the live blog?
Schoolyard: I'm drunk. This day is called Newman's.
Schoolyard, how far are you in.
Schoolyard: 8.
Schoolyard, your stomach suggests that you are 8 in. Well done sir.
Schoolyard: My stomach suggests that I need to drink more.

That man is a hot man.

Riggity.

Beers: 5
Mood: Gotta drink some mo beers

Situation beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer
Dancing Near Sachi Beer

Bacon and Granola

For this beer, the fourth, I will be eating bacon and granola at "Funkytown." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So apparently the thing to do is making a beer staff. Faust has them, and Val, so you know they're cool... Val's actually looks like a didgeridoo. He should probably just go to Australia and kill some kangaroos with a loaf. Damn, what is the observations? (sneeze) Steve Liss is wearing sunglasses. Robert Mc(sneeze)(sneeze)Gibbon is just(sneeze) being a crazy dude. Matt Alexander is talking about Tim Tebow (sneeze). Fucking allergies. Fuck fuck fuck. Shit, time to stop typing and start drinking (sneeze).

Yo doggs what if Newman's Day was Easter! Travis just assured me that Newman's Day will never be on Easter because the "vernal equinox" will never be that late. Sounds like an STD. I mean, damn.

Smargon has some armpit hair. I mean, riggity riggity.

I ain't allow no other editors, Yezril! Dang, drinking these beers is less fun than talking about them. Drink drink time! Da Gubnah! He's here! Yo Gubnah can I get my funky tank?

Doggs I am thinking that vests are underrated. Think about that. They cover yo ass, they look real nice, and they let you show off them arms. Them sexayayay arms! Yeah yeah I won the walkie talkies at the Geography Bee. We got second. Let's not talk about that shit. It was not proper.

The questions were stupid. I don't want the Geography Bee in the live blog.

(remember, I've been forced to type everything I say)

Beer four in the books! Let's publish this shit.

Beers: 4
Mood: Bacon

Tally of Situation Beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer

Vest Man!

Man doggs I am wearing the most vests. Oh yeah! Now we're leaving. We couldn't leave cause T-Pain got ahead of me by a beer so I had to get my beer on while wearing funky vests. Also apparently while I was changing shorts Steve said "Gavin, I know exactly what your dick looks like." Ok! That was at 2.5 beers. Perhaps at 24...I don't even know doggs. I don't even KNOW. I mean, dang. 3 beers down, 21 to go. Let's get some fuckin' food.

Beers: 3
Mood: I'm wearing a fuckton of vests

Shower Power

Here's what goes with a shower? Beer! Yes. Beer. Ok! So we're up to two, and about to head out to a wonderful place that we will call "Funkytown," to protect its real name. Riggity. Oh that's gonna be tough. That last sentence makes no sense in context. But apparently I have to write everything I say. Damn. Wait, so we're going soon right? I have to put pants on. Damn doggs damn.

Apparently I burped and it echoed through the whole bathroom. No, Steve, I didn't smash it on my ass. Now that's a fun one.

Rub a dub doaf. See y'all at Funkytown.

Beers: 2
Mood: Jubilant as a ball-ninja

Zombie, Zombie, Zombie!

Beer number one is out of the way, after a rousing chorus of Zombie! 5 minutes a beer, so if we keep that pace we'll be at 24 by about 2! No problem!

Alright. T-Pain was all "I gotta get some food in me," so he is getting his chips on. That's why he's our treasurer, folks. He is a wise dude. Me, I'm still waking up and adjusting to the fact that I can barely see out of my right eye. But who needs it!

Beers: 1
Mood: Optimistic (don't you be all grumpy!)

Gettin' Up Late, Startin' Off Great!

Damn doggs but we were the tired dudes. Trying to get up at 9 turned into trying to get up at 10 turned into trying to get up at 11....30. But me and T-Pain, we out of bed, we feeling red, we're getting beers in our head. Time to drink beer Number ONE!

Beers: 0
Mood: Let's get this started, bitchez! That's not a mood...

Riggity Riggity Roosta!

So tomorrow is Funky Newman's Day, and since hopefully the only people reading this will be Princetonians, I certainly don't need to say what that is. We're going to be getting our drank on,our dance on, our funk on and, dare I say it, our junk on.

So I thought I'd make a running diary blog sort of thing on this glorious day, just all saying what's going on, reporting on the news of the dudes and all what it is.

See you tomorrow, doggs.

-Gavin
Beers: 0
Mood: Funky man, funky town