Four lokos in the books, and it's time to get our food on. I'm smiling like an idiot, and I am happy bout it. Hey Steven. Hey.
Steve, can I interview you right noew real quick?
Steve: OK.
Gavin: Steve, how did it feel to run into John Cappel earlier?
Steve: It felt like running into a triggity triggity train. He took me on the Pound Town Express. I felt like I was a slampiece.
Gavin: (manic laughter)
I'm blogging today, Elias. NBA Jam has not been kind to me today. You know what has been kind to me today. The MVP of the the Newman's Day Blog and potential MVP of the Ocho Loko blog, none other than D-Wade! She's here!
I'm asking D-Wade for a quote.
D-Wade: "Oh you can't put me on the spot like this. It's gotta come naturally."
Fine, mcgudista. You're the one only drinking four lokos. Time to get my funky corn on. CORN!!! Corn dogg.
Drank Status: Quatro Loko, and feelin' rad.
Bod Status: Smiling like an enormous mcgude, and getting rocked at NBA Jam. According to McGibbon fuck yeah, I am currently "simpering." He tells it like it is, so simpering it is.
Mood: Gettin' my corn on. Yeah! Rude!!!
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