Bacon and Granola

For this beer, the fourth, I will be eating bacon and granola at "Funkytown." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So apparently the thing to do is making a beer staff. Faust has them, and Val, so you know they're cool... Val's actually looks like a didgeridoo. He should probably just go to Australia and kill some kangaroos with a loaf. Damn, what is the observations? (sneeze) Steve Liss is wearing sunglasses. Robert Mc(sneeze)(sneeze)Gibbon is just(sneeze) being a crazy dude. Matt Alexander is talking about Tim Tebow (sneeze). Fucking allergies. Fuck fuck fuck. Shit, time to stop typing and start drinking (sneeze).

Yo doggs what if Newman's Day was Easter! Travis just assured me that Newman's Day will never be on Easter because the "vernal equinox" will never be that late. Sounds like an STD. I mean, damn.

Smargon has some armpit hair. I mean, riggity riggity.

I ain't allow no other editors, Yezril! Dang, drinking these beers is less fun than talking about them. Drink drink time! Da Gubnah! He's here! Yo Gubnah can I get my funky tank?

Doggs I am thinking that vests are underrated. Think about that. They cover yo ass, they look real nice, and they let you show off them arms. Them sexayayay arms! Yeah yeah I won the walkie talkies at the Geography Bee. We got second. Let's not talk about that shit. It was not proper.

The questions were stupid. I don't want the Geography Bee in the live blog.

(remember, I've been forced to type everything I say)

Beer four in the books! Let's publish this shit.

Beers: 4
Mood: Bacon

Tally of Situation Beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer