Saturday, April 24, 2010

Eugene?!

Man I just rubbed Eugene. Ok. That is a crazy thing to do, but that's the kind of crazy thing dogggggz do. I finished my bacon but still gotta finish my granola. Still fighting off breaking the seal. It's gonna happen soon, and it's gonna be a dark dark day. I mean, damn. This is six beers by 1:30 so I'm gettin' on some fuckin PACE! Alright. Alright.

Beers: 6
Mood: Damn I have to fucking pee.

Situation Beers:
Zombie Beer
Shower Beer
Vest Beer
Bacon Beer
Dancing Near Sachi Beer
Rubbing Eugene's Back Beer

Shit, man. I am scraping the bottom the barrel this point. Gotta figure out some new situations, dogg. Any suggestions? Riggity.

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