7 to 3. That's what it was. Now it's time to Get MY SETTLE ON!!!
After I finish this tea that's ten drinks of vodka after this shot!. Oh most definitely.
Time to visit dinner with my kettle briefly and say hello to the variou speople! Then I will have ore and wheat and sheep and wood and brick and OH YEAH...
God I'm a fucking goon man. Goon. Man! Hahahahahahah hagag.
Will she come back? No one knows! I realize, it was only just a dream!
Time to get our settle on. I be looking at the board. I see: sparse brick, I see a lot of sheep in one area, I see only one place that got ORE AT ALL. OH SHIIIIT. This is going to be boring if you odn't like of Settlers of Catan. Bu thwo doesn't love Settlers of Catan!? Oh yeah.
What. What. More kettle chips. I haven't eaten those in a while.
Mood: Is this really waht I do?
Song: Time To Pretend-MGMT
Funk: Still not here! Come on now.
McGude? Hell Fucking Yes.
All Day? All Day.
Thinking about us? Who we gon' be?
Kettle Status: Several bags have been consumed. I've probably had four by myself. I guess we'll see. I've definitely had ten shots and am about to have an eleventh. And i've had like seven cups of tea. TEA MAN>!!!!
Now they're gone, and you're wishing you could give them everythign! Or you didn't have them never. All. Day.
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