Kettle Day Tomorrow!

I have finished my last final exam of the Fall 2010 semester. I am 87.5% done with college. And that means: Kettle Day. Kettle Day. Kettle Motherfucking Day.

A quick refresher of the rules of Kettle Day.

I, Gavin Thomas Byrnes, declare that on the day of Monday, January 17, 2011, I will consume nothing that does not fall under one of the following five categories:

1. Kettle Corn
2. Kettle Chips
3. Kettle of Tea (if I can't actually get a kettle, just tea will suffice. cause come on, who has a kettle.)
4. Ketel One Vodka
5. Water (I don't want to get sick and ruin kettle day only a few hours in).

I will also provide ample amounts of the aforementioned food and drink to any others who wish to partake in the day's events, although I will not require any of them to abstain from other foods.

If presented with another food or idiom that contains kettles, I will act upon it (such as "a fine kettle of fish.")

I will spend the day abiding by the laws of "pot calling the kettle black" by criticizing others for my own faults and being extremely hypocritical. This could get awkward. Awesome!

I will spend most of the day in Charter, updating this blog as often as I see fit and as often as it will be spontaneous and funny. If it is not spontaneous and funny, I authorize anyone to punch me in the head or encourage further vodka consumption.

Kettle Day All Day. All Day Kettle Day. All. Fucking. Day.

See you tomorrow.

Kettle.

Mood: Jubilant
Kettle Corn Status: 0 bags
Kettle Chips Status: 0 bags
Tea Status: 0 cups
Ketel One Status: 0 drinks